Me After The New Heresy Rules Drop:

Me after the new heresy rules drop:

All 30k all day babyyy give me my manlet marines

Played my first local league game against Tau and 🥲 bruh. I’m coming up on my 1 year wahrhammerversary but man I still have so much to learn. I’ve only played 50 games total and the meta changes so quickly. I just wanna paint my pretty boys so they can fabulously rip and tear. Only personal victory is I killed farsight in honorable melee. He is my favorite Tau sculpt anyway. Their infantry boys are too damn cute ngl. My opponent was a good friend so all was well, I had a good time! (Still processing the 5 stages of grief watching ss/th termies die in “melee” 🥲) chaplain is unfinished pls ignore him look at my nice chapter master instead.

hyperfixating on this is not enough i need to eat it

Armor tiddies big enough to make a sanguinary guard jealous

“Why does he have fat nipples on his armour?”

i know it's a little bit toxic but nothing is more satisfying to me than when a fictional character who is generally very dignified, polite, and calm even under pressure is finally persuaded to unleash their anger and it fucking explodes out of them with enough molten volcanic rage to level entire cities

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