Shooting Phase Is For Cowards We Die In Melee Like Real Men - Tumblr Posts

Played my first local league game against Tau and 🥲 bruh. I’m coming up on my 1 year wahrhammerversary but man I still have so much to learn. I’ve only played 50 games total and the meta changes so quickly. I just wanna paint my pretty boys so they can fabulously rip and tear. Only personal victory is I killed farsight in honorable melee. He is my favorite Tau sculpt anyway. Their infantry boys are too damn cute ngl. My opponent was a good friend so all was well, I had a good time! (Still processing the 5 stages of grief watching ss/th termies die in “melee” 🥲) chaplain is unfinished pls ignore him look at my nice chapter master instead.

Me and the local world eater player truly get each other 🥰

Battletech is fucking hype. I just punched a mech from the air and made it fall over, it got up so I jumped on it again, and the jump managed to disable its engine so I won. 10/10 real hot girl shit. Confirming my theory that jump pack melee charge is a viable strategy in every game.