Typical Convo Between Me And Mother Dearest

Typical convo between me and mother dearest

Oh thank fuck I’m safe… taking vyvance with lemon cordial 0_0

i know vitamin c basically neutralizes adhd meds but lemonade good

Over and over again I’m reminding that my mum is old and kind of a tech genius

That is actively how my parents named me, it’s fabulous

Spider corpses eve-ry-where~ when will iiiii… be safe?

When your new career plan is being a enby house mother (papa for parent) for kids with shitty families because you’ve spent 3 years saying “don’t worry, come live in my garage, I’ll make pancakes” and it sounds really fun

I make big family soup and everyone have homemade cake for desert :D

Only thing I have to do for this to happen is wait for my grandma to die so I can find a bigger house… OR actually clean out my garage properly and put in a bunch of bunk beds!