I Like The Idea That He Was Sickly Before He Got Sealed Cuz In Tesss Flashback To Her Leaving He Was

I like the idea that he was sickly before he got sealed… cuz in Tess’s flashback to her leaving he was in bed (when he had the long hair) and yes it was actively night time, but still that outfit looked more like a hospital gown than pjs or smth

Also might explain why his dad got Tess to be a “playmate” (I might be misremembering if she explained a different reason) . If he was super sick and couldn’t really leave the house to make friends (plus the addition of him being the child of an emissary I’d assume he’s got a lot of clout and probably money) then whats better than to buy him friends?

Jumping off the previous ask, if Erin has a connection to EVERY element, does that mean he just has a low-grade headache like all the time? 'Cause if so that would explain a lot.

What an interesting possible reason to contribute to him having all of his links permanently sealed

The At Home Autism Test

Are you facinated by running water?

Spider corpses eve-ry-where~ when will iiiii… be safe?

“The medicine drug” I am cackling

Also House and Wilson eye fucking is so accurate

Every episode of house be like:

A small child is visibly ill. They start coughing and clutching their throat, but whips out an inhaler and they’re fine. Oh shit! The man across the street just started bleeding out of both of his eyeballs!

Cut to house grimacing in pain and swallowing too much Vicodin.

Differential! Go! Shut up chase you’re an idiot.

They do a bunch of tests, everything is inconclusive!

We need to biopsy the patients eyeballs!

Cut to foreman explaining to the family about how invasive and dangerous a biopsy is.

Biopsy is inconclusive. Cut to house and Wilson. Wilson gives a long introspective dialogue about how houses addiction is deeply rooted in his own self hatred and that he pushes people away to further punish himself.

Epiphany time! Give the patient the medicine drug!

Patient is saved. House and Wilson eye fuck each other while going out for drinks.

He looks so happy!!! Proud internet dad :’>

David won Ally of the Year!

There's a short video of part of his acceptance speech here on this Xitter thread

Here's a direct link to the speech only

I wish they got the whole thing :(

Oh thank fuck I’m safe… taking vyvance with lemon cordial 0_0

i know vitamin c basically neutralizes adhd meds but lemonade good