Absolutely, I Call Myself The Tumblr Fanfic Conesuir (of The Fandoms I Know)

Absolutely, I call myself the tumblr fanfic conesuir (of the fandoms I know)

Role swap au where Zuko was the Avatar who got frozen for a hundred years, so when he’s rescued from the ice instead of a goofy twelve year old Katara catches this mysterious teenager with long hair and a cool scar and a fucking DRAGON

Katara: BOY???? HOT BOY?????? HOT TEENAGE BOY?????????

Zuko: *speaks*

Katara: nevermind I hate him

Spider in room?

Dead

Drugs taken?

Affirmative

Glitter washed off face?

As much as is visible to the eye

Sparkly hands?

Very.

When your new career plan is being a enby house mother (papa for parent) for kids with shitty families because you’ve spent 3 years saying “don’t worry, come live in my garage, I’ll make pancakes” and it sounds really fun

I make big family soup and everyone have homemade cake for desert :D

Only thing I have to do for this to happen is wait for my grandma to die so I can find a bigger house… OR actually clean out my garage properly and put in a bunch of bunk beds!

I feel called out… especially at 8am when I haven’t eaten shit and need to be at work in two hours… one of those hours being getting there

giving u $5 in exchange for the promise of a tbh who says sth like "i promise i am eating a real meal" (so that i can send it to friends who r worried about my eating habits lol)

FEED

*crow noises*

*leaves out treats for aurora fans like a witch trying to befriend crows*

He looks so happy!!! Proud internet dad :’>

David won Ally of the Year!

There's a short video of part of his acceptance speech here on this Xitter thread

Here's a direct link to the speech only

I wish they got the whole thing :(