Spider In Room?

Spider in room?

Dead

Drugs taken?

Affirmative

Glitter washed off face?

As much as is visible to the eye

Sparkly hands?

Very.

“The medicine drug” I am cackling

Also House and Wilson eye fucking is so accurate

Every episode of house be like:

A small child is visibly ill. They start coughing and clutching their throat, but whips out an inhaler and they’re fine. Oh shit! The man across the street just started bleeding out of both of his eyeballs!

Cut to house grimacing in pain and swallowing too much Vicodin.

Differential! Go! Shut up chase you’re an idiot.

They do a bunch of tests, everything is inconclusive!

We need to biopsy the patients eyeballs!

Cut to foreman explaining to the family about how invasive and dangerous a biopsy is.

Biopsy is inconclusive. Cut to house and Wilson. Wilson gives a long introspective dialogue about how houses addiction is deeply rooted in his own self hatred and that he pushes people away to further punish himself.

Epiphany time! Give the patient the medicine drug!

Patient is saved. House and Wilson eye fuck each other while going out for drinks.

Loving this… can we declare independence now? I wanna reform this stupid government and as long as we are tied to Britain, we can’t actually work on anything (source: Gough Whitlam, google why he was kicked out of being prime minister)

(Context: Australia just had a public holiday for “king” English lizard boy’s birthday…)

The fact that the state of the world is… the state of the world, while some geezer wears a bunch of shiny stuff without doing shit is appalling. Wasting that much money on a figurehead while homelessness EXISTS is ridiculous. And that’s not even touching on everything else going on, that’s just the bottom line; people starve while a guy who does nothing but inhibit progress wastes the fragile construct of money that this society lives and dies on.

Can you tell I’m a bit fed up with this shit?

I like the idea that he was sickly before he got sealed… cuz in Tess’s flashback to her leaving he was in bed (when he had the long hair) and yes it was actively night time, but still that outfit looked more like a hospital gown than pjs or smth

Also might explain why his dad got Tess to be a “playmate” (I might be misremembering if she explained a different reason) . If he was super sick and couldn’t really leave the house to make friends (plus the addition of him being the child of an emissary I’d assume he’s got a lot of clout and probably money) then whats better than to buy him friends?

Jumping off the previous ask, if Erin has a connection to EVERY element, does that mean he just has a low-grade headache like all the time? 'Cause if so that would explain a lot.

What an interesting possible reason to contribute to him having all of his links permanently sealed

I have managed to get my friend simping over Tess in a matter of minutes, they used the autism rizz and everything

Absolutely, I call myself the tumblr fanfic conesuir (of the fandoms I know)

Role swap au where Zuko was the Avatar who got frozen for a hundred years, so when he’s rescued from the ice instead of a goofy twelve year old Katara catches this mysterious teenager with long hair and a cool scar and a fucking DRAGON

Katara: BOY???? HOT BOY?????? HOT TEENAGE BOY?????????

Zuko: *speaks*

Katara: nevermind I hate him