Listening To The Magnus Archives For The First Time And I Think It Has Altered My Brain Chemistry.

Listening to The Magnus Archives for the first time and I think it has altered my brain chemistry.

Like I started it as someone who didn’t have a strong relationship with horror and now 70 episodes in I think I might be in love with a coffin.

ive come to the conclusion that much like autism or gender vampirism is a spectrum

She is still on the apple crate

Henry Tilney and Catherine Morland are a gothic romance reading, Newfoundland puppy raising, gender non-conforming, queer couple.

They are very happy.

(They have a lot of fun fooling the straights.)

Me: *puts a pot of lil’ red potatoes on to boil*

My brain: what excellent boiled potatoes what excellent boiled potatoes what excellent boiled potatoes what excellent boiled potatoes wHat ExcEllEnt bOilEd potAtO-

Me: YES THANK YOU I GET IT I UNDERSTAND THE REFERENCE.

I like to imagine the moment Gimli stands up in the ruins of Khazad-dum and sings The Song of Durin for the company as the moment Legolas first falls hard.

Gimli: But still the sunken stars appear / In dark and windless Mirrormere / There lies his crown in water deep / Til Durin wakes again from sleep

Legolas: Well, fuck. He can wake ME from sleep ANYtime. Wait. What?