PLEASE, SOMEONE???? Imagine If They All Gang Up Because One Of Them Gets Hurt Or Smth??? Or One Of Them

PLEASE, SOMEONE???? Imagine if they all gang up because one of them gets hurt or smth??? Or one of them got in trouble with their parents and they all help each other out?? Bella being an overprotective sister to all of 'em???

Yet another fic request cause I was reminded of the idea THE BLACK FAMILY COUSINS BEING CLOSE AND SUPPORTING EACH OTHER cause those 5 would be a powerhouse all together and I need to see that the fandom needs to see that so much potential (yes ik they've all got major differences and issues but if yall can make more male potters going back to at least the 1600s last I heard this is more than possible)

I have this fic idea of Draco grieving over Snape because Snape was his godfather and raised him as much as Cissy and Lucy. And Draco feeling kind of angry and envious of Harry because Draco kind of felt betrayed and replaced by Harry.

fr tho why is everything smut😭😭 i wanna read angst that would ruin me, make me sick to my stomach and cry like there's no tomorrow bro i want a fanfic that is so devastating that i won't be able to function for the next few months

Okay but Draco Malfoy in a white tee, black leather pants, black leather jacket, black boots, ear piercings, maybe couple other face piercings, some tatts under his clothes, and, like, one side of his hair comb back or ruffled and jewelries and no-makeup makeup look??? Hot. And a younger Snape wearing a loose tee that shows his collarbones, jewelries, piercings, chains, ripped jeans maybe skinny to show that ass, tatts, and his hair up in a half-do with some strands falling to frame his face, with eyeliner and light makeup?? Hot. I need the Blacks and the Malfoys + Snape looking hot in muggle clothing, please

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