(Y/n): Sebastian , What Do IDK, LY, And TTYL Mean?

(Y/n): Sebastian , what do IDK, LY, and TTYL mean?

Sebastian : I don’t know, love you, talk to you later

(Y/n): Ok, I love you too, I’ll just ask Ciel .

(Y/n): Go to Hell

Sebastian , tearing up: I wish I could

(Y/n): Change is inedible.

Sebastian : Don't you mean inevitable?

(Y/n), spitting out coins: No, I did not.

(Y/n): I’m gonna need a human skull and I can't have you ask any questions why.

Sebastian : Only if you also don't ask why

Sebastian : *Pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* Take your pick.

(Y/n):

Sebastian :

(Y/n): This one is fine

(Y/n): Must be hard not being able to laugh

Sebastian : I do have a sense of humor you know

(Y/n): I’ve never heard you laugh before

Sebastian : I’ve never heard you say anything funny

(Y/n): I made tea.

Sebastian : I don’t want tea.

(Y/n): I did not make tea for you. This is my tea.

Sebastian : Then why are you telling me?

(Y/n): It is a conversation starter.

Sebastian : That’s a lousy conversation starter.

(Y/n): Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate.