(Y/n): Here's Some Advice

(Y/n): Here's some advice

Sebastian : I didn't ask for any

(Y/n): Too bad. I'm stuck here with my thoughts and you're the only one who talks to me

(Y/n): Sebastian , what do IDK, LY, and TTYL mean?

Sebastian : I don’t know, love you, talk to you later

(Y/n): Ok, I love you too, I’ll just ask Ciel .

(Y/n): Sebastian ...

Sebastian : Oh no, 'Sebastian ' in b-flat.

Sebastian : You're disappointed.

(Y/n), negotiating with Sebastian : We have Ciel . Give us ten thousand dollars and he will be returned to you unharmed

Ciel : Whoa, whoa, wait, you think I’m only worth ten thousand dollars?

(Y/n):

Ciel : MAKE IT ONE MILLION–

(Y/n): CIEL STOP

*(Y/n) and Sebastian are doing something absurdly dangerous*

(Y/n): I think Houdini did something like this once! Why, if I recall correctly, he was out of the hospital in no time!

Sebastian , deadpan: Well that's encouraging.

(Y/n): What’s up guys? I’m back.

Sebastian : What the- you can’t be here. You’re dead. I literally saw you die.

(Y/n): Death is a social construct.