(Y/n): I Made Tea.

(Y/n): I made tea.

Sebastian : I don’t want tea.

(Y/n): I did not make tea for you. This is my tea.

Sebastian : Then why are you telling me?

(Y/n): It is a conversation starter.

Sebastian : That’s a lousy conversation starter.

(Y/n): Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate.

(Y/n): Look. I may not be a saint, but it's not like I’ve killed anybody. I’m not an arsonist. I’ve never found a wallet outside of an IHOP and thought about returning it but saw the owner lived out of state so just took the cash and dropped the wallet back on the ground.

Sebastian : Okay, that's really specific, and that makes me think that you definitely did do that.

(Y/n): Sebastian ...

Sebastian : Oh no, 'Sebastian ' in b-flat.

Sebastian : You're disappointed.

(Y/n): *Gets down on one knee*

Sebastian : Oh my god, it’s finally happening.

(Y/n): *Falls over*

Sebastian : The poison is kicking in.

(Y/n): So are we flirting right now?

Sebastian : I AM LITERALLY STABBING YOU

(Y/n): That doesn’t answer my question

(Y/n): What’s up guys? I’m back.

Sebastian : What the- you can’t be here. You’re dead. I literally saw you die.

(Y/n): Death is a social construct.