(Y/n): Look. I May Not Be A Saint, But It's Not Like Ive Killed Anybody. Im Not An Arsonist. Ive Never

(Y/n): Look. I may not be a saint, but it's not like I’ve killed anybody. I’m not an arsonist. I’ve never found a wallet outside of an IHOP and thought about returning it but saw the owner lived out of state so just took the cash and dropped the wallet back on the ground.

Sebastian : Okay, that's really specific, and that makes me think that you definitely did do that.

(Y/n): So are we flirting right now?

Sebastian : I AM LITERALLY STABBING YOU

(Y/n): That doesn’t answer my question

(Y/n): You saved me. I owe you my life.

Sebastian : No thanks. I’ve seen it and I’m not very impressed.

(Y/n): Sebastian , keep an eye on Ciel today. They're going to say something to the wrong person and get punched.

Sebastian : Sure, I’d love to see Ciel get punched.

(Y/n): Try again.

Sebastian , sighing: I will stop Ciel from getting punched.

(Y/n): Sebastian , what do IDK, LY, and TTYL mean?

Sebastian : I don’t know, love you, talk to you later

(Y/n): Ok, I love you too, I’ll just ask Ciel .

(Y/n): Must be hard not being able to laugh

Sebastian : I do have a sense of humor you know

(Y/n): I’ve never heard you laugh before

Sebastian : I’ve never heard you say anything funny