(Y/n): Im Gonna Need A Human Skull And I Can't Have You Ask Any Questions Why.

(Y/n): I’m gonna need a human skull and I can't have you ask any questions why.

Sebastian : Only if you also don't ask why

Sebastian : *Pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* Take your pick.

(Y/n):

Sebastian :

(Y/n): This one is fine

(Y/n): Here's some advice

Sebastian : I didn't ask for any

(Y/n): Too bad. I'm stuck here with my thoughts and you're the only one who talks to me

(Y/n): Must be hard not being able to laugh

Sebastian : I do have a sense of humor you know

(Y/n): I’ve never heard you laugh before

Sebastian : I’ve never heard you say anything funny

(Y/n): I made tea.

Sebastian : I don’t want tea.

(Y/n): I did not make tea for you. This is my tea.

Sebastian : Then why are you telling me?

(Y/n): It is a conversation starter.

Sebastian : That’s a lousy conversation starter.

(Y/n): Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate.

(Y/n): Ciel , my old arch enemy.

Sebastian : ... I thought I was your arch enemy?

(Y/n): I have a life outside of you, Sebastian .

(Y/n): *Gets down on one knee*

Sebastian : Oh my god, it’s finally happening.

(Y/n): *Falls over*

Sebastian : The poison is kicking in.