Aizawa: Self Care Is Actually Getting Into Fights With Randoms In Dark Alleys.

Aizawa: Self care is actually getting into fights with randoms in dark alleys.

(Y/N): No, self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath, or putting on a lot of makeup if you like it, or taking a nice warm nap!

Mic: Self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you!! Self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists!! Self care is the fear in your enemies’ eyes!!!

Midnight : Lmao self care is taking your birthday cake just so I can eat the frosting.

(Y/n): If you touch my birthday cake I’ll make you eat your hands.

(Y/n): I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives

Sebastian : I get up at 4:30 AM

(Y/n):

(Y/n): I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives

Sebastian : In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds.

(Y/N) : FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!?

Sebastian : No! Four to five seconds!

(Y/N) : Too late!!!

Aizawa: Dammit, (Y/N)!

(Y/N): What?! It wasn’t me!

Aizawa: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, Mic!

Mic: Not me either.

Aizawa: Oh...Then who set the house on fire?

Midnight : *whistles*

(Y/n): Is stabbing someone immoral?

Aizawa: Not if they consent to it.

Mic: Depends who you’re stabbing.

Midnight : YES?!?

(Y/n): Good responses for being stabbed with a knife?

Mey-rin : Rude.

Baldroy: That’s fair.

Finny: Not again.

Sebastian : Are you going to want this back?