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Sebastian in a super-loud demonic voice:
"SILENCE!!!"
Passersby: 😳😨🫢🫣
Ciel: 😴
In my Dadbastian AU…
Sebastian goes out into the city with his little baby Ciel, who was sound asleep, until all the ruckus going on wakes him and he starts crying loudly.
Of course Sebastian tries to calm him down, but sadly to no success, and then people around have the nerve to tell him to ‘shut up that kid’.
What do you think he would do?
Sebastian vs Claude: Tickle fight
I hate characters with pretty privileges.
I hate how Viscount Druitt appears in literally almost every arc because "lol he's a funny guy" meanwhile Baron Kelvin gets shot.
Pretty, ugly, they both deserve to be shot ffs—
Why can't we finally have the pleasure of Druitt being killed off for once, Yana pleeeease ðŸ˜
haha black butler cinderella ova go brrr what do you mean it doesn't exist
OMG
ARTNIA x Black Butler ~Black Label~
NEW UPDATE!
ARTNIA has finally released their collaborated menu with Black Butler ~Black Label~ this coming 26th of April at Tokyo, Japan! During the event, Black Butler ~Black Label~ will be displayed and available for purchase!
BLACK BUTLER COLLABORATION MENU
BITTER RABBIT BLACKBERRY PANCAKE Price: 1,200 yen (tax included) A baked pancake printed with a bitter rabbit logo, served with blackberries, black currants, and strawberries. It is also topped with vanilla ice cream.
AFTERNOON TEA SET Price: 3,000 yen (tax included) An afternoon tea set inspired by the afternoon tea ceremony of the Phantomhive Family. Three layers of delicacies from savoury meals to sweet confectioners
BEEF BOWL Price: 1,200 yen (tax included) A beef Sashimi made by Sebastian. It is a dish with balsamic okonomiyaki, served with a bowl of moist beef grilled rice.
credits to the BRILLIANT artist
credits to the brilliant artist
(Y/n): *Trying to fill out legal paperwork stuff* Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?
Mey-rin : Bold of you to assume I was born at all.
Finny: I personally was created in a lab.
Baldroy: I just straight up spawned lol.
(Y/n), about Mey-rin : Apparently we’re getting someone new in the group.
Baldroy: Are we stealing them?
Finny: New or used?
(Y/n): Wonderful responses, both of you.
Cop: You’re receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.
(Y/n): Shit.
Mey-rin : Wait, three?
Cop: Yeah?
Baldroy: OH MY GOD FINNY FELL OFF!!!
(Y/n): I’ve done a lot of dumb stuff.
Mey-rin : I witnessed the dumb stuff.
Baldroy: I recorded the dumb stuff.
Finny: I joined in on the dumb stuff.
Sebastian : I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!!!
(Y/n): There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do?
Mey-rin : Have everyone stand.
Baldroy: Bring three more chairs!
Finny: The most important ones can sit down.
Sebastian : Kill three.
(Y/n): Bye Mey-rin ! Bye Baldroy! Bye Finny! Bye Sebastian ! Bye Mey-rin !
Baldroy: You said ‘bye Mey-rin ’ twice.
(Y/n): I like Mey-rin .
(Y/n): Good responses for being stabbed with a knife?
Mey-rin : Rude.
Baldroy: That’s fair.
Finny: Not again.
Sebastian : Are you going to want this back?
(Y/n): Just be yourself.
Mey-rin : 'Be myself'? (Y/n), I have one day to win Baldroy over. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?
Finny: Couple weeks.
Sebastian : Six months.
Ciel: Jury’s still out.
Mey-rin : See, (Y/n)?
Mey-rin : 'Be myself'. What kind of garbage advice is that?
(Y/n): Time for plan G.
Mey-rin : Don’t you mean plan B?
(Y/n): No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.
Baldroy: What about plan D?
(Y/n): Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.
Finny: What about plan E?
(Y/n): I’m hoping not to use it. Sebastian dies in plan E.
Ciel: I like plan E.