(Y/n): Is Stabbing Someone Immoral?

(Y/n): Is stabbing someone immoral?

Aizawa: Not if they consent to it.

Mic: Depends who you’re stabbing.

Midnight : YES?!?

(Y/n), setting down a card: Ace of spades

Mey-rin , pulling out an Uno card: +4

Baldroy, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you

Finny, trembling: What are we playing

(Y/n), about Mey-rin : Apparently we’re getting someone new in the group.

Baldroy: Are we stealing them?

Finny: New or used?

(Y/n): Wonderful responses, both of you.

(Y/n): You lying, cheating, piece of shit!

Aizawa: Oh yeah? You’re the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD

(Y/n): I’m leaving you, and I’M TAKING MIC WITH ME

Midnight , picking up the monopoly board: I think we’re gonna stop playing now.

(Y/n): Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.

Sebastian : You and me!!!

(Y/n), tearing up: Okay.

Aizawa: Self care is actually getting into fights with randoms in dark alleys.

(Y/N): No, self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath, or putting on a lot of makeup if you like it, or taking a nice warm nap!

Mic: Self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you!! Self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists!! Self care is the fear in your enemies’ eyes!!!

Midnight : Lmao self care is taking your birthday cake just so I can eat the frosting.

(Y/n): If you touch my birthday cake I’ll make you eat your hands.