Joe Being Androgynous Is Just So *makes Pathetic Whimpering Noise And Combusts (as I Wish I Could Have

Joe being androgynous is just so *makes pathetic whimpering noise and combusts (as I wish I could have even a percentage of his androgyny)*

two clueless boys

I mean, who isn’t lovering his brother?

Will: We saw Billy Hargrove at your house yesterday. Did he fight you again?

Steve: No, Billy wasn’t at my house looking for a fight

Mike: How do you know?

Steve: Because he was with me that night

Lucas: Doing what? Oh, doing you!

Lucas: Oh, god, I’m so sorry. I mean, way to go! I’m sex positive. I don’t know what to say

Steve: Billy and I are in a relationship. Dustin doesn’t know, so don’t tell him! Okay?

*later*

Will: Maybe you shouldn’t confront Billy, Dustin

Dustin: Of course I have to! He’s trying to look for a fight with Steve again

Mike: No, he’s not. And you can’t talk to him

Dustin: But my mom said she saw Billy going into Steve’s house last night

Lucas: Well, actually no

Dustin: Enough, guys! Steve is like a brother to me, so I can’t just stand here and watch Hargrove beat Steve up again!

Mike: No, he didn’t, Dustin! He’s Steve’s lover, okay? He’s your brother’s lover! He’s lovering your brother!

Max, visibly revolted by their overly emotional display of affection, “Ugh, they do this every time they drink! It’s disgusting.”

Dustin, walking in and immediately gagging obnoxiously at the sight, “Fuck! Get a room!”

Then, he shudders, the memories of their last drunken venture to Steve’s bedroom and the sounds that followed flooding his mind, “Actually, no, stay put.”

Harringrove’s relationship dynamic is two drunk girls meeting in a club bathroom

umm i need reassurance that my presence is wanted but i can’t ask for reassurance because that’s really Embarrassing and it wouldn’t feel genuine if i asked for it

This is a highly accurate cowboy version of them, I commend you and your stunning art.

this is my first post idk if I'm doing this right guys 🤷‍♀️ brokeback mountain harringrove yippee!!!!

My heart weeping, in front of too many people, in my opinion, as I rush off on the train (I can only pray that I won’t be late).

In my head this poll is hilarious but if it isn’t, in my defence I have covid