Cute Outfits Cause She Deserves Them!

Cute outfits cause she deserves them!

Women are so pretty man

Here's an extract of the most recent chapter of my fanfic, Sonic Together! Read Episode 7 here!

AMY Woah, what the heck!?

HEDGEHOG Don’t worry. It’s just a pillow.

AMY Yeah, but- wh-what was that? Eggman?

HEDGEHOG Eggman? Why would it be Eggman?

AMY I know it’s not a robot, but… killer furniture? It’s the sort of weird stunt he would pull. Maybe they’re furniture automatons. …Automans.

AMY giggles to herself a little at the joke, although is still shaken.

HEDGEHOG Unfortunately, not Eggman. That would make our lives a lot easier.

AMY Well whatever they are, the staff need to know about this! This is dangerous! People could get hurt!

HEDGEHOG …They already did.

The elevator comes to a stop, dinging as the door opens. The HEDGEHOG exits, AMY in pursuit.

AMY Hey, who even are you? What’s going on? This isn’t funny, you know!

HEDGEHOG They’re furniture. Living furniture. Being influenced by a host, on the roof.

The HEDGEHOG finds the door leading to the roof. He pauses there for a second.

HEDGEHOG Which isn’t a problem. Because I have this.

He pulls out the green chaos emerald.

HEDGEHOG I’m going up there to blow it up. And I know you of all people would want to come with me, but it’s too dangerous. For you.

Before AMY can object, the HEDGEHOG goes through the door, slamming it behind him. A moment later, it opens again.

HEDGEHOG I’m John Smith, by the way.

AMY A-Amy. Amy Rose.

HEDGEHOG Nice to meet you, Amy Rose. Run for your life.

The HEDGEHOG slams the door once again.

This chapter is a parody of Doctor Who (2005)'s series premiere, Rose, written by Russel T. Davies. Read the full chapter on AO3:

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Some goofs!!!

Gays...😢

He’s so silly