Women Are So Pretty Man

Women are so pretty man

Here's an extract of the most recent chapter of my fanfic, Sonic Together! Read Episode 7 here!

AMY Woah, what the heck!?

HEDGEHOG Don’t worry. It’s just a pillow.

AMY Yeah, but- wh-what was that? Eggman?

HEDGEHOG Eggman? Why would it be Eggman?

AMY I know it’s not a robot, but… killer furniture? It’s the sort of weird stunt he would pull. Maybe they’re furniture automatons. …Automans.

AMY giggles to herself a little at the joke, although is still shaken.

HEDGEHOG Unfortunately, not Eggman. That would make our lives a lot easier.

AMY Well whatever they are, the staff need to know about this! This is dangerous! People could get hurt!

HEDGEHOG …They already did.

The elevator comes to a stop, dinging as the door opens. The HEDGEHOG exits, AMY in pursuit.

AMY Hey, who even are you? What’s going on? This isn’t funny, you know!

HEDGEHOG They’re furniture. Living furniture. Being influenced by a host, on the roof.

The HEDGEHOG finds the door leading to the roof. He pauses there for a second.

HEDGEHOG Which isn’t a problem. Because I have this.

He pulls out the green chaos emerald.

HEDGEHOG I’m going up there to blow it up. And I know you of all people would want to come with me, but it’s too dangerous. For you.

Before AMY can object, the HEDGEHOG goes through the door, slamming it behind him. A moment later, it opens again.

HEDGEHOG I’m John Smith, by the way.

AMY A-Amy. Amy Rose.

HEDGEHOG Nice to meet you, Amy Rose. Run for your life.

The HEDGEHOG slams the door once again.

This chapter is a parody of Doctor Who (2005)'s series premiere, Rose, written by Russel T. Davies. Read the full chapter on AO3:

The first line up of fae! Some extra rambles under the cut:

Had to keep these guys together of course, they're all spring-waking and fall-sleeping fae. Usually the first thing they do when they wake up is find each other again, they pretty much spend all their seasons together.

Wild Cherry likes exploring, adventuring, racing and discovering new hide-outs. They've out-flied every other fae in the waking seasons, their current goal is to wake up early enough to spend a few days in the Winter - to challenge their fastest fae to a race to prove they're the fastest out of anyone.

Sycamore loves inventing and building, they make gear and knick-knacks for everyone. Fae from all over know to seek them out for any assistance building something, they built Rose's hammer for instance! Most fae without wings can't fly, but the Sycamore's helicopter seeds have the unique ability to grant him limited flight!

English Rose loves dresses, gowns, flower crowns, everything fashion-related in the fae world - they love celebrations and usually go a bit overboard decorating - but being extra is a good thing for fae. They have a bit of a temper, but are exceptionally generous and often willing to lend a hand.

Jack O' Lantern likes exploring too, and normally digs around animals burrows and fallen logs to find things Cherry overlooks in the sky. They are wingless but are able to glide on the wind (like spores) and have fashioned some rose thorns to his gloves to climb easily. He often goes off on his own, but always comes back around to hang with the group.

All four of them are well known, well respected Fae, but have a bit of a reputation of getting into trouble. They have a strong sense of morals and will not back down from a fight - if a fairy decides to stir up trouble these four will usually have something to say about it.

(Also shout out to the person who recognised the exact bug species of Sonic's wings like immediately when I posted the wip ur a real one jkhdfgdgf)

art by @rayactive-factory & @lotus-start, layout by @hedgehomo

At last, the moment that you've all been waiting for, the fashion week prompts are here!!

Any type of fanworks that fit within the event guidelines are allowed! Where it be art, fics, etc. it's all up to you! You can also pick and choose which prompt you'd like to do for the day and all prompts are entirely up to your interpretation!!

Remember to either tag your work as #sonicfashionweek2024 or tag this blog @sonicfashionweek so we can reblog it!

Not entirely sure what the Sonic Fashion Week is? Learn more here!

Image transcript under cut:

June 22: Alt/Y2K

June 23: Urban/Nature

June 24: Time Capsule/Futuristic

June 25: Seasonal/Home

June 26: Your Closet/Silly

June 27: Traditional/Avant Garde

June 28: Pride/Your Choice

SONIC FANKID MEGA COLLAB

140+ FANKIDS and 80 ARTISTS

A celebration of fanculture and creativity.

Thank you so much everyone for participating in this fun collab!

check out the high qualiy files here:

Gays...😢