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i feel like if you stabbed an angel the blood trail would look like this

Making actually good updates to Clash Royale every day until Supercell fixes their stupid game

I'm an avid Clash Royale player. I wouldn't say I'm that good, I'm only in Boot Camp arena wise and I don't play competitive that much, but I have been playing this game for more than five years now, so I know my stuff. With that being said, this game is a fucking shit hole, and it's time we fix it.

I'm gonna start making a post like this every day until Supercell releases at least three semi-decent updates in a row, or if they add one of my suggestions. I might miss some days, but I'll let you guys know if I can't post. With that being said,

Day 1. Masteries

Card masteries might be one of the best good features in the game right now, but they're also dogshit.

Masteries are like milestones for specific cards. You do some amount of something with one card, you get a cool animation, and you get a small reward for getting it. And masteries are actually amazing ways to progress in the game. Or, they would be, if they did anything.

Masteries give you nothing. The rewards are so insignificant that they don't even matter for progression. Sure, you can get a few fireball cards for using it a lot, but it barely helps. That's why masteries need more rewards. The card amounts should be larger, MUCH larger. And so should the gold. The gems can stay the same, as gems are supposed to be a premium currency, but we can talk about them in a later post.

So, you get more stuff for card masteries, we done now?

No.

Levels should be locked behind card masteries. Card levels are a big problem in Clash. Like, a VERY big problem. Over leveling cards can give spenders an INSANE advantage over f2p players like myself. I cannot tell you how many times I got owned by a full level 15 deck solely because a card has slightly more health than before. This problem also causes low skill players to rocket up to higher trophy counts, and then start losing because mega knight can't counter everything. Then what do they do? They start complaining on Twitter or Tumblr!

...wait

Masteries locking levels to a certain point would solve this. Now to get over leveled cards, you need to be good, and players can't rise to the top just because they have a maxed deck.

I will say, this would completely destroy top latter and comp, so for Legendary Arena and Path of Legends All cards are forced into certain levels, based on where you're playing (so someone in challenger one will be playing with a full lvl 11 deck, no matter the real level of those cards, but someone in Legendary Arena or Ultimate Champ would play with all level 15 cards).

In my opinion, if all these changes are put in place, masteries will be fixed. Not the game though, the game would still be in deep shit.

Until tomorrow, where I'll discuss the shit hole that is arenas

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But that is amazing

Don't vent to Pinkie Pie

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Ofishial post

"Do you ever dream of land?" The whale asks the tuna.

"No." Says the tuna, "Do you?"

"I have never seen it." Says the whale, "but deep in my body, I remember it."

"Why do you care," says the tuna, "if you will never see it."

"There are bones in my body built to walk through the forests and the mountains." Says the whale.

"They will disappear." Says the tuna, "one day, your body will forget the forests and the mountains."

"Maybe I don't want to forget," Says the whale, "The forests were once my home."

"I have seen the forests." Whispers the salmon, almost to itself.

"Tell me what you have seen," says the whale.

"The forests spawned me." Says the salmon. "They sent me to the ocean to grow. When I am fat with the bounty of the ocean, I will bring it home."

"Why would the forests seek the bounty of the oceans?" Asks the whale. "They have bounty of their own."

"You forget," says the salmon, "That the oceans were once their home."