No No No, It's "hi *to* Carl"

No no no, it's "hi *to* Carl"

Like such,

hi to Carl

Imma be real with you, I’m outta reblogs until 22? hours later when the clock resets. Ig I can queue up 1000 rb again.

Don't do that

Making actually good updates to Clash Royale every day until Supercell fixes their stupid game

You wanna go out on a day 8?

I've been waiting to make that joke for a while

Day 8: Ballistic Missile

So I felt lazy today so I'm posting a new card idea instead of an actual thing.

I've been spamming this idea in Full Tilt Gaming's yt channel for so long so I'm putting it here instead.

So here's a literal copy paste of (most) of that exact comment:

Rarity: Champion

Elixir cost: 2

Card: Building

Health: 1484 (at lvl 11)

At first, this tower is just a way to kite troops away from your tower. The building itself has no attack.

Ability: Launch

Ability Cost: 5

The ability will make the missile launch towards the nearest crown tower, similar to the rocket silo, but not exclusive to king tower attacks. It does as much damage as it had health as a tower.

This card has the idea of just a kiting tower, which has been done to death by now, but with a twist. Its health equals the damage of a rocket of the same level, and because of how buildings take damage over time, this will stop it from boxing out the rocket. This is a card which, when combining the deploy and ability, costs 7 elixir, for at best slightly less damage than the 6 elixir rocket, so if someone wants to use it for the damage, they could just use the rocket. But if someone needs a way to kite troops, this can be a lifesaver.

So as I said, I typed this out in a comment section already, and this is just a copy paste of that, but it's still my idea so it's fine.

I make better card ideas than Supercell

Nothing against that, but the ask remains unanswered

Hi Anti-void, hope you doing great!

Firstly, when you get this, you have to answer with 5 things you like about yourself, publicly. Then, send this ask to 10 of your favorite followers (non-negotiable, positivity is cool)

How am I supposed to answer this? 😭

Now they're cwasont cookies

rat cookys :)

Making actually good updates to Clash Royale every day until Supercell fixes their stupid game

So I do have an actually good update but I'm saving it for Tomorrow because I had I funny idea for a card.

Day 13: The Turtle

THE ULTIMATE TANK

Rarity: Epic

Elixir: 5

Turtle Health: 5000 (at lvl 11)

Shell Health: 1500 (at lvl 11)

Damage: 10

Attack speed: 2 secs

Deploy time: 2 secs

Speed: 0.25 tps (tiles per second) NEW SLOWEST CARD IN THE GAME

The Turtle is a single targeting slow tank that targets buildings only.

The Turtle has a whopping five health marks (like what the Goblin Demolisher has) and each time it hits a mark it goes into its shell.

When in the shell, the turtle will not move or attack until the shell is broken. The shell can't exist forever, because it gets the building treatment and dies over time.

After three seconds of being in a shell, the turtle will start healing (the turtle not the shell). Once the shell is broken, the turtle comes out again, and after three more seconds the turtle shell will start healing (although if a health marker is hit before the shell starts healing the shell will be at one health). This cycle of shell and no shell repeats until the turtle finally dies. Keep in mind that if the turtle heals in his shell the heath mark that brought the shell out last will have to be hit again.

So technically this can iso three crown if your opponent is not careful, but any swarm or either inferno card can destroy this thing (although a turtle valk electro wiz push can probably devastate your opponent.

This is just a dumb idea I thought of, serious update tomorrow.