Making Updates To Clash Royale Every Day Until Supercell Fixes Their Stupid Game

Making updates to Clash Royale every day until Supercell fixes their stupid game

So this one is a bit of a deep water for me cuz I don't buy the pass Royale but I have looked at the price and rewards and also I know a few things about the pass before the repeated nerfs to the economy of this dumbass game so it thinks I can do this.

Day 18: Pass Royale

The Pass Royale was a feature added to Clash right when Fortnite was popping off. This is important because Fortnite basically pioneered the idea of a season pass. This idea has honestly destroyed some games, but it has benefited others. In Clash Royale's case, it used to benefit, but now it's dumb. I'm here to fix that.

Change 1: Rewards

All of the rewards in the pass are shitty as hell. In the early days, you could buy a pass for five bucks and get a book of books among other rewards. Nowadays the free pass gives you absolutely nothing, or you can buy the pass for only 6 bucks! What do you get? A tower skin, an emote and depression. Oh, and there's also the option to get the diamond pass and fuck yourself sideways with an animated banner, for only double the price! Such a good deal. Honestly I understand how giving away a book of books (and more!) for five bucks was hurting the economy, but this is hurting the economy too. Just give us some actually good rewards.

Change 2: Pass End

I play Clash Royale an... Unhealthy amount. Because of this, I almost always finish the pass a week before the season ends. And now crowns are worth nothing. Just give us a golden chest or a bit of gold at the end of the pass, it's such an easy fix.

Change 3: Money

So I talked about this in the shop fix, but even if it's a worse deal,switching money for gems may be an idea worth exploring. It gives a f2p player the chance to get the pass every few seasons.

I should become a video game dev, I'm doing this better than Supercell

Eh.

Figures.

Ah shut up

OH MY FUCKING GOD

WHAT THE FUCK

THE FOURTH PERSON IN MY CAMERA ROLL IS FUCKING @21ducky!!!!

@21ducky!!!!

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I'm not showing the pic for obvious privacy reasons

you have to share an apartment with the 4th character in your camera roll for 3-4 years.

Making actually good updates to Clash Royale every day until Supercell fixes their stupid game

I'm doin- no nononononONONONONONO

DAY 6?: FUCK MY ASS

THIS IS ALL WRONG

I SHOULDN'T BE HERE!!!!

I NEED TO STOP THIS!!!!!!!

I NEED TO GET OUT!!!!!!!!

...but how?

@thetetratan

Hey you ever think about The Characters so much to the point where