Making Actually Good Updates To Clash Royale Every Day Until Supercell Fixes Their Stupid Game

Making actually good updates to Clash Royale every day until Supercell fixes their stupid game

So this is my first ever attempt at an Evo so don't judge me

Day 32: Skeleton Spawner Evos

So when adding evos I'm going to group similar cards together just to make my life easier so yeah

Considering the skeleton Evo is already out, I would be easy to do skeleton spawning cards. Which is why I'm doing them!

Today will be Evo witch, graveyard, and tombstone

Evo 1: Witch

This one I think would actually change the most. It would have the same stats, and spawn the same amount of skeletons, but these skeletons are Evo, of course. Just like the regular skeletons Evo, each spawn of skeletons can summon a max of 8 skeletons. Notice how I said SPAWN of skeletons. This means every time the witch spawns skeletons, that set can spawn it's OWN 8 skeles. Along with this the witch itself gets a magic barrier that makes anything near it weaker. This actually helps it because high damage minitanks like Valkyrie are usually the way to go to counter this thing, but now it won't be as effective.

Evo 2: Graveyard

So this is literally each (Evo) skeleton can spawn 5 new (Evo) skeletons, so that's a short one.

Evo 3: Tombstone

So along with the same evo skeleton set (this time every pair of skeletons spawned is in a set of five max) I also decided to give tombstone the skeleton king treatment. Every time something dies, it will equate to one more Evo skeleton by the end of the tombstone's life. The Evo skeletons that pop out of the tombstone at the end are in a set of ten, but can go up to 20 if enough things die before the tombstone does. I could honestly see logbait getting so much worse from this

So ye those are my evos goombye

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Obviously

you see a corpse on the ground. your first 2 recent emojis and your last 2 non face recent emojis are your reaction.

we won

No Clash post today

Ik ik but I need some time to ease into Tumblr shit again

Also I'll do tomorrow's in like an hour sooo

No Clash post today

Still getting back into things so this shit's gonna be hella inconsistent

Being back to Making an actually good Clash Royale update every day until Supercell fixes their stupid game

I HAVE RETURNED FROM MY SLUMBER

So I already did a post explaining why I was gone and I'm not doing another sooooooooooooooooo

We're back babyyyyyy

And to celebrate I'm finally dipping my toes into evolutions

Day 31: Evolutions

Hey it's been one month

So I kinda avoided evos for a long time cuz I just hated their very idea. It just didn't fit in Clash in my opinion. But by now with literal midlatter hellfire commencing because of the mega knight Evo, I've accepted that this exists, so, I'm fixing them now!!

Evos are incredibly stupid and should not exist in Clash Royale. But while I don't think any change can make them good, I sure can try to make them better.

Change 1: level locking

So this is something I'm usually very against in Clash because of the grindy nature of this game, but for the purposes of today, I'm assuming my other updates already are in place.

So I think we should lock evos behind lvl 15. I already discussed making lvl 15 so much easier to get so I don't think that's a problem and other than that I just feel like having midlatter evos is so stupid. At the absolute very least lock it at lvl 11 goddammit

Change 2: Shards

Make shards buyable. And I don't mean with money. I honestly don't even give a shit if it's gems, gold, season tokens (well we already have that one but more shards for more tokens) we just need a better way of getting evos because at this point these is so stupid and crazy and a lot of times OP and we need a f2p way to get OP ones just so we aren't at a disadvantage bigger than the Goblin Queen's fat as-

So yeah that's evolutions. I don't want to do evos cuz again I hate that they're in Clash but it's a part of the game I can't ignore forever.

Okay but seriously what is the design for the Goblin Queen-