Making Actually Good Updates To Clash Royale Every Day Until Supercell Fixes Their Stupid Game

Making actually good updates to Clash Royale every day until Supercell fixes their stupid game

This entire prot is a meme btw

Day 42: Drugs

Meth, Cocaine, the whole shebang

It's just rage but MUCH more powerful and once it ends, troops that were inside its radius need more within three seconds of they all die

Lmao this is so stupid

Fuck Verizon

Making actually good updates to Clash Royale every day until Supercell fixes their stupid game

Dumbest Evo list today

Day 43: Hog evos

Every card related to hogs

Evo 1: Royal hogs

So a damage buff for this one because the gimmick is mostly based on the hogs' headpiece. The headpiece now hits whatever the hogs are attacking for much more damage AND sends a shockwave from the attack. This shockwave isn't a stunshock, but it will do enough damage to ohko (That's One Hit KO, for anyone unaware) skeletons. The shockwave also slows troops down for half a second, which makes dealing with these things much more annoying.

Evo 2: HOOOOOOOG RIIIIIIIDAAAAAAAAAAAA

So I think the hog Rider should actually have the same idea as the Evo hogs with a shockwave per attack, which would really help it get that extra second attack that is always so crucial (no damage buff tho). But I have a funnier idea that I'm going to write additionally to this soooo...

Evo 2.5: Hog Rider silly :3

Hog Rider now uses Thor's fucking hammer. Everytime it attacks, it spawns a lightning spell that affectively IS a lightning, smiting down the three highest health troops on the field near it. Unlike the real lightning spell though, this lightning can't hit towers, just to make sure this doesn't get TOO out of hand.

Evo 3: Mother Witch

Mother Witch Evo is just more curse. It gets a damage buff (it can now ohko dagger goblins) and it can also splash. The gimmick is the curse itself; it now stays on the opposing troops until that die, meaning as long as the Evo Mother Witch hits something, even if it dies, you get a guaranteed hog (unless u lose before it dies then no, it won't give you a hog). These hogs also now explode when they die, making any opposing troops get the Evo curse again if they are close enough. This makes it easier to get a hog army, which is the most fun thing to do with mother Witch, let's all be honest.

And finally

Evo 4: UR MOM-

Never got the last one

...yet

This idea came to me at 3am so don’t ask.

I haven't played brawl in fucking years

And one of every pokemon vs 1 mil lions should be obvious, but people are stupid

Big changes to the Clash posts

So I'm essentially rebranding the Clash Royale post thing from updates to whatever shit I want to talk about. Honestly I was running out of update ideas quicker than I imagined. So now I'm just going to talk about whatever is on my mind, about Clash Royale, of course.

This also means I'm scrapping the ARG thing, that was honestly mostly an excuse not to put effort in a post every now and again.

So without further ado,

Day 44: Why tf is everyone running Goblinstein

Ok, so Goblinstein is a good card, but he's not THIS good.

So for context, I've been having trouble pushing to Champion arena for the last few weeks so I decided to take a break and focus on Path of Legends, because I've basically have neglected all of Path of Legends since it separated from ladder.

So when I tell you I can't go a single match without seeing Goblinstein, I'm NOT joking. This thing is EVERYWHERE!!!! I've seen decks designed to use it as a WIN CON!!! It's not even like Little Prince launch or Phoenix launch level good. I checked Royale API (first time I've ever been there btw) and it has a win rate of 58%!!!! THAT'S IT????? FOR A CARD I CANNOT ESCAPE???? 58% is batter than average, don't get me wrong, but not enough to warrant THIS!!!!! IS THIS JUST FOR EARLY PATH OF LEGENDS???? AM I JUST GOING INSANE?????? WHAT IS GOING ON????

This weird-ass influx in Goblinstein play is actually helping me because I have good counters to it. At first I thought is was going to be OP because the monster looked like the midpoint of goblin brawler and giant, and that plus the scientist all for the same price as base giant PLUS the ability got me a bit scared, but honestly it wasn't that bad. Which leads me to even more confusion as to why this has gotten so big.

If this is just a Midlatter thing (cuz technically I'm in what is essentially ranked Midlatter), lmk cuz I have no clue what this is all about.

It's morbin' time :3