Yes

Yes

@ferocioustrout @deimosbreakfrost @markusmarcuswhatevers

now you all will die

@myconidwitch ഹഹ എങ്കിൽ നിങ്ങൾ ബലിയർപ്പിക്കപ്പെടും

(This took a while)

@ferocioustrout @deimosbreakfrost @markusmarcuswhatevers

now you all will die

WHO WON???

WHO'S NEXT?

YOOOOOOOUUUUUU DECIIIIIIIIIIDDDEEEEEE!!!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY SANS VS THE ONCELER BEGIN!

Onceler:

When I’m biggering, I’m triggering my enemies to panic

And I’ve got a niggling suspicion that my rhymes’ll make yours vanish by comparison 

When I assemble my machines like a garrison

And I industrialize your whole underground 

Tell Asgore move over ‘cause a new king’ll be crowned 

You’ll choke on smogulous smog and in shloppity shlop you’ll drown

The dust will mix with smoke and your bones will never be found

‘Cause I’m the original, the prototype, tumblr’s first crush 

And no little bag of bones’ll make me lose my touch

Sans:

You know I gotta axe where you’re coming from when you step to me with rhymes that whack

I’ll judge you for your sins, and I’ll give you flack, then go back to the grease cart to relax

I’ve seen timelines stop and start, we’re in the sea of time and space 

And if the game’s cards then I’m an ace

What I’m saying is you’re swimming with a shark, chum

Don’t like my puns, tough luck, got a skele-ton more where that came from.

I’ll know what happened, and even if you atone, 

You’re gonna get dunked on, or in a word: Boned

Onceler: 

I’m an OG cautionary tale about greed, filled with lessons more applicable than even a thneed.

You thought you could win against the Truffula kingpin

Need more crawling on my back ‘cause I’ve accepted my sins

You’re just a trash bag with a rigor mortis grin

Gonna throw you out, no recycling bin

Some judge you are, in most runs you let no mercy go how far? 

Even with a dead brother you usually just give some cross words.

Guess you got a bit invested in Junior Jumble v. Crosswords

Oh? Did that hit too close to home? Didn’t save Papyrus, guess you really are a lazy bones.

Sans: Hey, don't talk about my brother. I did the best I could

Keeping a promise, something you never would

Say you changed your ways, but it’s a bit suspicious

how you only went environmentalist after you’d collected all your riches

And you only realized when they cut down the very last tree

Thinking now how blind can I possibly be

I’ve got AUs to excuse it, don’t know why they turned you to self-cest, but looking at that fit

Maybe it’s the way you’re dressed

Why’d you do it, all the smog and the greed? 

Did you really want to sell thneeds, embrace the market?

Or was it your family that pushed you down that darkest path

Once I’ve befriended your mom, I’ll make sure to ask.

@thatoneguyfromtheantivoid no u

@ferocioustrout @deimosbreakfrost @markusmarcuswhatevers

now you all will die

@theonly64 see? That wasn't so hard, was it?

Who told you?

Told me what?

Uuuuuuhhh...

This post was so dumb.

A few things

1. It's not pathetic

2. Rude

3. How do I not have a part in it? I'm doing most of the work!! I just ask people to say they are a part, draw me some propaganda sometimes, and barely anything else!!!

4. The TETRATAN has done almost nothing for me this revolution, to the point where I'm starting to get mad. Saying that I "cowardly refuge" behind him is the dumbest thing I've heard you say all week.

(this isn't canon to the war btw, but the TETRATAN is a character made and played on Tumblr by me. I have purposefully not used him in an overpowered way in the war, because that is just dumb. And I am planning on using his powers more in the war, but not in a way without any recourse. Plus, his loyalty can be bought and sold. The role he plays in this war will be completely fair, and if you have problems with me having a little guy like him to use in this war, you're also against @myconidwitch and her position as a literal TIME TRAVELER on your side. Just sayin. Now back to the in-lore things.

)

5. I want change. If the queen were to sign an agreement with terms I am to agree to, I'm fine with her staying. But when I brought this proposal of peace to her before, she ripped it without even looking at the terms. So unless the queen wants to turn herself to even harsher punishment after denieal the first time she decided to decline peace, yes, I do wish for what I'm fighting for.

6. All of the above.

7. "Simple" answers? Yes. But "cowardly" and "defeated"? No. They're witty. They're jokes. And they build a charismatic character I want people to see me as to gain more support. Plus, there isn't a good recourse for them. There is no downside to an answer like "nuh uh", in MANY situations! Even to this post, I could have said a "no u", and you have no good way to counter it. Plus, if you have a problem with this behavior, why does your beloved queen do it too?

8. EXCUSE ME???YOU WERE THE ONE TO CROSS ME!!! I HAVE LITERALLY NEVER TAKEN A SHOT AT YOU!! I'VE ONLY DEFENDED MYSELF!! YOU'VE CALLED ME A LOSER FOR NO REASON, AND HAVE EVEN BEEN RUDE TO YOUR ALLIES IN THE WAR!!!!!

9. One last thing to add, you are the MOST cowardly person in this war. There are at least some things I can respect from the queen. Like her resilience and stubbornness can be looked at as a good thing in some ways. But you? Not even your allies even know who you are! You just sit back behind a screen because you know we don't know who you are!! Did you even NOTICE that I didn't mention ANYWHERE on my Tumblr blog that I'm a minor?? YOU were the one to leak that info!! I don't want strangers on a social media website to know ANY of my personal info. So you leaking that info was NOT ok. I didn't even mention it at the time, because most of my mutuals and people I have been interacting with during my time here have been open with being minors, so it wasn't a big leap of logic to assume I was too, but that is still leaking personal info. That's a scummy, disgusting way to try to help win a half joke Internet war most people don't know exists. And I would never do that to you! But it's not like I could, considering I don't know who you are. Did @21ducky ask for your help? No! If she did, she would probably KNOW WHO THE HELL YOU ARE!!! So YOU should NOT be talking about "cowardly". If you ever cared about being not cowardly, you would reveal yourself. Maybe not on your blog, hell, it's fine if it's not on a DM to someone either. But you either reveal yourself to ALL the people part of the war, or you stop talking about me being "cowardly".

I'm not reblogging this another time if you respond, because there is no response you can give. All this is true, and undisputable. And unless you reveal yourself, you clearly have learned nothing. I suggest exiling yourself, because this post, especially with what you have done, is just pulling the rest of the queen's credibility, and your side of the war as a whole, down with you.

Hey, @ecofmaster.

Your revolution is pathetic! You yourself have no part in it, other than your cowardly refuge behind your "Tetratan!"

Tell me, do you really wish for what you fight for?

Tell me, do you fight for your mind, heart, soul, or hands?

And we will watch, dear onlooker, as he responds with a simple, cowardly, defeated, "no you," "nuh uh," "Uno reverse," or something else of the sort.

We will watch, and we will see.

Do not cross the Only 64, Ecof. It may only end in dissonance.