Why Has There Been No Advancements In Shimeji Technology, Where Are My Advanced Little Guys Who Are Meant

Why has there been no advancements in shimeji technology, where are my advanced little guys who are meant solely to distract me and distress me when I think I've lost one. How am I supposed to obsess over a fictional character if I can't pick them up with my mouse and start smacking them into my computer screens walls???

people forget but you used to be able to get a little beastie crawling on your screen like this:

whaten hell happened

i learned that in August 2014 Women’s Voices for the Earth commissioned testing of four types of Always menstrual pads, manufactured by Procter & Gamble. The certified laboratory STAT Analysis Corporation analyzed the products for volatile organic compound.

“The results of the testing indicate that both scented and unscented Always pads emit toxic chemicals, including chemicals identified by the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services National Toxicology Program, the Agency for Toxic Substances and Disease Registry, and the State of California Environmental Protection Agency as carcinogens, and reproductive and developmental toxins. None of these chemicals are disclosed on the product by the manufacturer.” (x)

I feel like I'm going crazy because people are talking about Disney and unions and workers rights in the notes but, all I see is a picture of some anime girl

it’s december 1 where’s the christmas tail kitten bring him to me

Bro, her mics disguised as a flower???? I love her??

Miku Hatsune Prize Figure by Taito, from Vocaloid