Pp Poo Poo - Tumblr Posts

Why has there been no advancements in shimeji technology, where are my advanced little guys who are meant solely to distract me and distress me when I think I've lost one. How am I supposed to obsess over a fictional character if I can't pick them up with my mouse and start smacking them into my computer screens walls???

people forget but you used to be able to get a little beastie crawling on your screen like this:

whaten hell happened