I Want A Story About An Italian Vampire.

I want a story about an Italian vampire.

No romance, no action.

Just 200 pages of “What do you mean, I can’t have garlic? Do you know where I’m from?”

Sorry but nothing is funnier to me than Spy being an unsupportive father to Scout for ANY boyfriend he has.

Not because he’s homophobic, but because the thought of a dirty piss man, or a raccoon collecting war criminal, or a guy from TEXAS kissing his son makes him want to simultaneously projectile vomit and commit homicide.

He’d find out about his son’s relationship and show up to work the next day wearing this:

Don't care if its midnight posting this, I just wanna think that he's ok and got teleported someplace else (Totally not an excuse to draw my two favorite Aussies no)

Aperture Science Announcement Voice: “Congratulations, Homosexual! Your existence has been deemed profitable in the following regions: North America, Western Europe, and Australia.”

“To celebrate the occasion we have temporarily recolored all Aperture Science appliances in these regions to your favorite flavor of gay.”

“For further pandering on a wider area please continue fighting for basic human dignities and Aperture Science will be right there to celebrate your victory with you. Afterwards.”

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How is bnha anime of the decade...... they aren’t even anime of the hour of the minute of the second