they/him/it | malewife and failboy connoisseur | multi-fandom (pnf, tf2, mario, tspud, etc.) | ✨💀💙
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I want a story about an Italian vampire.
No romance, no action.
Just 200 pages of “What do you mean, I can’t have garlic? Do you know where I’m from?”
How is bnha anime of the decade...... they aren’t even anime of the hour of the minute of the second
Thinking about them forever and always
Don't care if its midnight posting this, I just wanna think that he's ok and got teleported someplace else (Totally not an excuse to draw my two favorite Aussies no)
spongebob gaming
Something about FNAF 3 and Fazbear Frights taking place in 2023 in our current social media landscape
(part 2)
Technically true.
so what exactly are inkopolis’s laws on teenage soldiers
Good luck out there, fellas. Lil’ P salutes you 🐥🫡
Gomez and Morticia Addams got divorced. I woke up mortified and with a sense of inexplicable dread.
He'll be a homeboy for you. But not in a way you expect.
the ‘what if i jokingly shipped it’ to the ‘i genuinely ship it’ pipeline is real and it knows your location
A supervillain known for going on tangents during a monologue has captured the hero. The hero broke free of the restraints a while ago but pretends to remain captured to see how off topic the supervillain will get.
Nintendo's cowardice just lens to the found family trope, and I am HERE for it!
I love how absolutely no one cares that the Koopalings aren’t actually Bowser’s children
Everyone has collectively agreed that they are anyways no matter what Nintendo says and I am here for it
Throwback to when I took painkillers and woke up with Photoshop open on my computer to this image I had made
do you think my twitter wants me to know about narumitsu tops on the ace attorney account?????
I know her tumblr would be fire
Sorry but nothing is funnier to me than Spy being an unsupportive father to Scout for ANY boyfriend he has.
Not because he’s homophobic, but because the thought of a dirty piss man, or a raccoon collecting war criminal, or a guy from TEXAS kissing his son makes him want to simultaneously projectile vomit and commit homicide.
He’d find out about his son’s relationship and show up to work the next day wearing this:
I will die on the hill that Luigi has the ability to be stronger than Mario (and not just because of his higher jump), but is too nice to unlock that power. Luigi is destined for greatness— evil DIABOLICAL greatness, but greatness nonetheless. Yet, he decides it's better to just be a kind person and great brother instead.
actually i totally think luigi was destined for evil but then decided to say No Thank You. he has all the trappings for a villain (magically adept, ostracized, LITERALLY THE PERSON A PROPHECY ABOUT LIGHT/DARK HINGES UPON AND COULD’VE VERY EASILY CHOSEN TO DESTROY EVERYTHING, etc.) but he simply chooses to be good. the world keeps throwing corruption arcs at him and he just goes home. the eldritch abomination of the week tells him it can sense darkness within him and he beats it up while crying
Aperture Science Announcement Voice: “Congratulations, Homosexual! Your existence has been deemed profitable in the following regions: North America, Western Europe, and Australia.”
“To celebrate the occasion we have temporarily recolored all Aperture Science appliances in these regions to your favorite flavor of gay.”
“For further pandering on a wider area please continue fighting for basic human dignities and Aperture Science will be right there to celebrate your victory with you. Afterwards.”
the dynamic between heinz doofenschmirtz and perry the platypus would probably come off as v romantic and gay if they were two people in a similar age range rather than a dude and a platypus. no i dont ship them but think about it. villainous monologues are already a very romantic and gay thing in itself (don’t question me on this you know im right). listening to somebody ramble excitedly about something they’re proud of is even more romantic and cute af. also doofensmirtz is already gay anyway. the only thing preventing this from becoming Peak Gay is the fact that perry is strictly professional and also a platypus. thanks for coming to my ted talk
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