I Never Request So This Is So Abnormal But You Said You Do Matt Stone Fics, And I Adore Him So I May
I never request so this is so abnormal but you said you do Matt stone fics, and I adore him so I may aswell. It could either be Matt stone or doug remer I don’t know if you write for doug 🫶.
Just pls like, getting high asf with him, as friends or a relationship, again Idc, but he’s maybe never seen you smoke, he learns that you can perfectly roll and smoke and it’s all just so attractive and tense. Idk rambling ‼️💗
omg yes this is so good!!!
tags: weed, friends to lovers, fluff, neighbor to friend, pre!baseketball, doug remer x reader, no use of y/n, kissing
hope you enjoy! lower case intended
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you had just moved to a new neighborhood, somewhere far away from your old living situation. you had yet to make any friends so when a neighbor invited you over to his house to hang out you immediately said yes.
you had met him briefly and you always heard him playing basketball in his driveway with friends. thats what he was doing right now, you were about to go over there to sit with them. you headed out the front door, crossing your driveway and into his.
"oh hey, coop, this is the girl i was telling you about" he said as he pointed to you. you gave a small smile and wave to the guy standing on the side.
coop said hello, telling you how nice it is to meet you, holding on to your hand for a second too long. you went and sat down in a chair on the side of the driveway. coop and doug stopped playing, now talking to you and each other.
"hey uh- do you smoke?" doug asked you, pulling a small bag of weed out of his jean pocket. before you could answer your other neighbor, coop, got a phone call and excused himself. you turned back to doug nodding and silently asking him to pass you the bag and papers he had in his pocket.
you took the loose pre-grinded weed and put it on the paper between you index and thumb. you rolled to blunt before bringing it to your lips and licking the paper. you could feel doug staring at you and his breath had become slightly ragged. you finished and turned you head to him, he immediately looked away trying not to get caught. you smiled to yourself before passing the joint to doug.
he looked at you like you were a god, gracing him with your presence. he brought the bud to his lips, also pulling out a lighter and lighting it. he took a puff before passing it to you, then turning his head and exhaling. you put the blunt up to your lips and drew in smoke. he just stared at you the whole time, just entrapped in your beauty.
before you could blow out the smoke he spoke up. "wait, shotgun?" you playfully rolled your eyes. as you leaned in you put your hand on his cheek, exhaling the smoke. as you backed up you looked into his eyes, he sat forward connecting his lips to yours. he wrapped his lips around your bottom lip, slightly sucking.
you ran your hand through his curls, pulling him even closer. he then snuck his tounge into your mouth, massaging your tongue with his. you could feel his scattered breath against your face, you pulled away.
"uh- would you like to go out with me sometime?" he asked, warily. "yea id like that." you said still inches from his face just as you said that coop returned and doug jumped up, running to his friend.
" DUDE, she said yes!" doug said obviously happy. "holy shit, nice bro!" coop said. you just laughed to yourself, watching them made you smile. you could tell you were going to enjoy living here.
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omg this took forever but i really liked writing it, and i hope that you enjoyed it too.
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non sexual intimacy!!!! bathing together, washing each other, playing with each other's hair, kissing every inch of their body, writing love letters on their back with your finger, connecting their moles and freckles to create constellations on their skin, running your hands up and down their thighs, ugh just expressing physical love without it having to be about sex!!!!
can you do billy loomis x gn!reader angst like literally anything i just need billy angst in some form
omg yes!! so this is kind of short bc you weren't super specific but i hope you enjoy!!
tags: angst no comfort, toxic relationship
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you knew about Billy's plan; you knew about the whole thing. you didn't care about it. except, he has to date Sydney for the plan. you pretended that you didn't care, but you did. every time that you brought it up, he ridiculed you, saying that this is so important to him, and you need to get over it. you didn't say anything, but it did affect you.
right now, you are sitting on a bench next to your best friend/coworker, Randy. they were going on about what happened at Casey's house over the weekend. you saw Billy running his hand down Syd's arm, a feeling began to invade your mind. you were livid.
you quickly stood up, leaving without saying anything. everyone turned to you asking where you were going. Billy stood up following you, but playing off as if he was just being a nice guy.
you entered the abandoned bathroom, tears started to seep from your eyes. you heard footsteps coming in through the door. you turned and saw the person you expected.
"What are you doing, are you trying to blow our cover?" he asked anger prominent in his voice. "Our cover?! are you kidding me, i have nothing to do with your plan."
"Oh, so its "us" until it gets too tough?" he asks, implying that you weren't on his side. "that's the thing Billy, it's never us. it's always you and Sydney, or- or you and Stu. and i know you don't mind it." you said as more tears fell from your eyes. your voice was horse and cracking. "If that's really how you feel then i think we should end this." the words that came out of his mouth tore a hole in your chest. what you said next surprised the both of you.
"But i love you" when those words fell from your lips, along with your tears, he pointed his eyes to the ground. he turned and left the room. the second he left you sunk to the ground, back against the wall. you sat there until there was no tears left to cry. you felt numb but also angry. you didn't know how but you were going to get him back for this.
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hope you enjoyed! also let me know if you want a part 2 :)
also sorry this is really short

❥ Strawbeerossi Kinktober 2023
I’m very excited to let you all know that I am taking part in Kinktober 2023!
❥ My plans are to have it fully Spencer centric this go around, since I know most of my followers like my Spencer writing.
❥ I am going to release a new blurb or fic every day. (God willing)
❥ I am going to experiment with a few darker themes for some of these. They are to be read at your own risk. Yes, they are the ones marked as Unsub!Spencer. 🤭
❥ Day 31 is for my beloved bestie @rainaaaskyy who came up with the idea for it.

❥ October 1 || Body Worship ❥ Husband!Spencer
❥ October 2 || Power Imbalance ❥ Professor!Spencer
❥ October 3 || Cockwarming ❥ Sub!Spencer
❥ October 4 || Wax Play ❥ Sub!Spencer
❥ October 5 || Bondage ❥ Unsub!Spencer
❥ October 6 || Pool Sex ❥ Early Seasons!Spencer
❥ October 7 || Dumbification ❥ Sub!Spencer
❥ October 8 || Massage ❥ Boyfriend!Spencer
❥ October 9 || Hate Sex ❥ Ex!Spencer
❥ October 10 || Breeding ❥ Husband!Spencer
❥ October 11 || Face Sitting ❥ Sub!Spencer

❥ October 12 || Thigh Riding ❥ Professor!Spencer
❥ October 13 || Car Sex ❥ Unit Chief!Spencer
❥ October 14 || Knife Play ❥ Unsub!Spencer x Reader
❥ October 15 || Telephonicophilia ❥ Bau!Spencer
❥ October 16 || Quirofilia ❥ Professor!Spencer
❥ October 17 || Somnophilia ❥ Husband!Spencer
❥ October 18 || Mommy Kink ❥ Sub!Spencer
❥ October 19 || Lingerie ❥ Bau!Spencer
❥ October 20 || Dacryphilia ❥ Unsub!Spencer
❥ October 21 || Cock Worship ❥ Insecure!Spencer

❥ October 22 || Face Fucking ❥ Unsub!Spencer
❥ October 23 || Aphrodisiacs ❥ Bau!Spencer
❥ October 24 || Shower Sex ❥ Husband!Spencer
❥ October 25 || Sound Kink ❥ Unit Chief!Spencer
❥ October 26 || Begging ❥ Sub!Spencer
❥ October 27 || Tit Fucking ❥ Professor!Spencer
❥ October 28 || Squirting ❥ Jealous!Spencer
❥ October 29 || Impact Play ❥ Unsub!Spencer
❥ October 30 || Free Use ❥Roommate!Spencer
❥ October 31 || Foursome ❥ Spencer x Derek x Luke x Reader
can u do matt stone x fem reader sleepy sex?!
Omg yesss I will
Tags: established relationship, smut, p in v sex, no condom, fingering, nipple play, L bomb, fem!reader
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It had been a long day, and Matt had just gotten home from work. An exhausted look was sprawled across his face. He walked up the carpeted stairs to your shared bedroom.
When he opened the white door, he saw his wife, laying in the bed wearing her t-shirt and a pair of satin panties. You were barely asleep, yiu looked up as he walked into the room.
You greeted him with a small smile, asking him how his day at work was. He didn't answer, just pounced the bed, you got the hunt and started to fall bak asleep. Right after you closed your eyes, you felt a pair of lips on your neck, peppering your neck with soft kisses.
The corner of your lips quirked up, and a smirk graced your lips. You turned to him and pressed your lips against his, kissing him lovingly. You placed your hand on his neck, bringing him closer. Your lips moved simultaneously as time went, and the kiss got more and more heated.
He pushed his tongue past your lips, massaging your tongue with his. Your breath hitched. You loved him so much that just kissing him made you feel extreme pleasure. He ran his hands down your side to the hem of your panties. He then pushed his hands inside them, his breathing pattern speeding up.
He ran his index finger through your wet folds, covering his fingers in your slick. You disconnected your lips from his for just a second to let out a whine. You already felt your stomach twist in pleasure. He took his index and circled your clit lightly, your pussy making many squelching noises.
You put your hand on his shoulder, squeezing it. He slide his hand down further, inserting two fingers into your dripping cunt. You let out a loud moan, the feeling overtaking you. He pushed them in and out at a fast pace.
It didn't take long for a knot to pull at your stomach. A pleasureful feeling pooling in your stomach, you let out a few high-pitched whines and whipmers. He took his other hand and circled your clit, this was enough to make you burst. Waves of pleasure washed dover you, you back arched and you and a pornographic moan pushed pasted your lips.
He gave you a few minutes to calm down, your pussy still pulsating before he crawled over your body, now on top of you. He pulled his pants off, and it now pools at his knees. He also pulls your shirt off, letting your breasts free. He leaned down and wrapped his lips around your left nipple, sucking it gently.
As he was doing so, he pushed himself into you, and you let out a groan of pain and pleasure. He began bucking his hips into yours. You bit his shoulder to suppress the moans coming out of your mouth. He thrusts started to become sloppy as he neared he release.
You felt the familiar feeling fill your stomach right before you came with extreme eagerness. He came not soon after, covering your insides with his cum. You both were breathing heavily. You gave him one more kiss, long and sweet. Before turning and laying on your side, both of you fall asleep quickly, but not before saying goodnight, and I love you.
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Idk this kinda short and not proofread, but I hope you enjoyed it :))
i love creampies and the *idea* of breeding, fucking your cum deeper and deeper and plugging them up to make sure it stays there, however fuck them kids