I Never Request So This Is So Abnormal But You Said You Do Matt Stone Fics, And I Adore Him So I May

I never request so this is so abnormal but you said you do Matt stone fics, and I adore him so I may aswell. It could either be Matt stone or doug remer I don’t know if you write for doug 🫶.

Just pls like, getting high asf with him, as friends or a relationship, again Idc, but he’s maybe never seen you smoke, he learns that you can perfectly roll and smoke and it’s all just so attractive and tense. Idk rambling ‼️💗

omg yes this is so good!!!

tags: weed, friends to lovers, fluff, neighbor to friend, pre!baseketball, doug remer x reader, no use of y/n, kissing

hope you enjoy! lower case intended

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you had just moved to a new neighborhood, somewhere far away from your old living situation. you had yet to make any friends so when a neighbor invited you over to his house to hang out you immediately said yes.

you had met him briefly and you always heard him playing basketball in his driveway with friends. thats what he was doing right now, you were about to go over there to sit with them. you headed out the front door, crossing your driveway and into his.

"oh hey, coop, this is the girl i was telling you about" he said as he pointed to you. you gave a small smile and wave to the guy standing on the side.

coop said hello, telling you how nice it is to meet you, holding on to your hand for a second too long. you went and sat down in a chair on the side of the driveway. coop and doug stopped playing, now talking to you and each other.

"hey uh- do you smoke?" doug asked you, pulling a small bag of weed out of his jean pocket. before you could answer your other neighbor, coop, got a phone call and excused himself. you turned back to doug nodding and silently asking him to pass you the bag and papers he had in his pocket.

you took the loose pre-grinded weed and put it on the paper between you index and thumb. you rolled to blunt before bringing it to your lips and licking the paper. you could feel doug staring at you and his breath had become slightly ragged. you finished and turned you head to him, he immediately looked away trying not to get caught. you smiled to yourself before passing the joint to doug.

he looked at you like you were a god, gracing him with your presence. he brought the bud to his lips, also pulling out a lighter and lighting it. he took a puff before passing it to you, then turning his head and exhaling. you put the blunt up to your lips and drew in smoke. he just stared at you the whole time, just entrapped in your beauty.

before you could blow out the smoke he spoke up. "wait, shotgun?" you playfully rolled your eyes. as you leaned in you put your hand on his cheek, exhaling the smoke. as you backed up you looked into his eyes, he sat forward connecting his lips to yours. he wrapped his lips around your bottom lip, slightly sucking.

you ran your hand through his curls, pulling him even closer. he then snuck his tounge into your mouth, massaging your tongue with his. you could feel his scattered breath against your face, you pulled away.

"uh- would you like to go out with me sometime?" he asked, warily. "yea id like that." you said still inches from his face just as you said that coop returned and doug jumped up, running to his friend.

" DUDE, she said yes!" doug said obviously happy. "holy shit, nice bro!" coop said. you just laughed to yourself, watching them made you smile. you could tell you were going to enjoy living here.

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omg this took forever but i really liked writing it, and i hope that you enjoyed it too.

Oh ask and you shall certainly receive!!

I would love it if you’re able to write a stu macher x fem!reader where the reader is Randy’s sister and randy (a protective older brother) introduced her and stu when her and randy are both working at the video store and stu falls head over heels and cherishes the ground she walks on! Then eventually she blurts out her feelings for him when they get to be better friends where he obviously admits to her that he’s head over heels and it ends in them becoming official and ending smut? (If you write smut that it!)

Ooooo yes, this is so fun!!

tags: friends to lovers, smut, mutual pining, soft sex, switch!reader, switch!stu, riding, hickeys, oral sex r!receiving

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You loved working at the video store. You loved working there for two different reasons. You got to talk about movies all day, giving out recommendations, the other reason is you got to spend time with Stu.

You and Stu were a grade apart, so you didn't spend much time together at school. Which makes the video store perfect.

Your brother introduced you to him last school year. He was so nice, and he treated you with the utmost kindness. He fell head over heels immediately, going to the video store more than he ever has.

Randy caught on pretty quick, and when he asked if you liked Stu and you said yes, he panicked. You just told him that it was fine and Stu didn't even like you, to which he agreed, trying to split a wedge between you too.

Now, here you are two months later working and pining after Stu.

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You were listening to your brother groan on about Stu being too old and not good enough for you.

"He's a weirdo, you can find someone better." You just kept pushing your cart and putting movies back.

"If he's that weird, why did you introduce us, Randy?" You bickered

Clearly stumping your brother, he turned and started working on a disorganized shelf. Just as you began to push your cart further down the aisle, the bell on the front door rung.

"Speak of the devil." Randy announced, rolling his eyes.

Stu immediately hurried over to you. "Hey, Stu." You said, gazing into his eyes. A small smile graced your lips, being around him made you so happy.

Stu stared down at you, eyes full of admiration. You stared at each other for a little too long for it to be normal.

Next to you was your brother, standing impatiently. An audible groan left his mouth as he walked away. You looked back at Stu and shared a look of annoyance.

"So you and me, tonight, Texas Chainsaw Massacre?" Stu said, leaning on the shelf stacked with different movies.

"Yess, that sounds amazing." You said smiling at him.

"all right ill meet you there." Stu said with a wink before walking out the front door.

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you walked up the driveway to Stus house already feeling your stomach doing summersaults. you walked up the pair of steps and knocked on the painted door. it took no time before Stu opened the door greeting you with a rib crushing hug.

you guys went and sat down on the couch, the movie was already queued up just waiting to play. he pressed play and the film started playing. you both had already watched this, so you weren't paying as much attention. you were talking more than anything.

"so, what was your first impression of me?" Stu questioned.

"well, probably, wow this guy is so hot and tall!" you said half joking. when you looked back at him his eyes were looking into yours. he leaned in and pressed his lips to yours, you let him. after all you were borderline in love with him so why wouldn't you? then you remembered.

"Stu, Stu stop." you said a slight look of sadness on your face. "what's wrong?" "Stu i like you, like a lot and i wont kiss you if you don't actually want me." you said staring into his eyes before you could dwell in the sadness he spoke up. "i do like you, i've liked you since we first met." a shocked look spread across your face, you couldn't believe it.

"really!?" you asked "yes!" he said matching your tone. you dove forward, smashing your lips into his. you pushed him back, now straddling his waist. you continued to kiss him pushing your tounge into his mouth.

you began to slide your tounge around his mouth. you let out soft, quiet whimper. you could tell he liked the noise by the way he bucked his hips into you. you stopped kissing him, trying to catch your breath, after you kissed down his cheek to his neck. you covered his neck in lipstick marks. he was groaning in your ear and squirming.

you then sat up taking in deep breath as a way to calm yourself. he grabbed the hem of your top and began pulling it over your head. after he discarded your shirt he reached behind you and unhooked your bra. the cold night air caused your nipples to harden. he leaned up and put his lips around your right breast, sucking and teasing.

he left hickeys up and down your chest, the marks slowly turning purple. you let out multiple high-pitched moans. you pleasure going through your body was like no other, just because it was Stu doing it. he then sat up and started to take off his clothes, you soon followed until you were both completely naked.

"you're so beautiful." he whispered to you. he quickly flipped you both over, him now on top of you. he began to slide down the couch until he was face to face with your pussy.

"you're dripping baby, all for me?" just him saying that made you gush even more. he sunk his head down between your thighs, kissing up to your sopping cunt. he licked a stripe up you, the feeling sending shocks straight to your core. he began to suck on your clit, moaning softly as he did so.

you ran your fingers through his hair, tugging slightly. he let out a perfect noise, in between a moan and a whimper. you felt a knot grow in your stomach, your legs stared to quiver. you squeezed Stus head between your thighs, almost suffocating him.

suddenly waves upon waves of pleasure washed over you. you let out a series of moans and whimpers. after a few minutes you calmed down. you pulled Stu up, grabbing his shoulders and flipping him over onto his back. he looked up at you and smiled, you smiled back.

you reached down and aligned his cock with your entrance. you slowly sunk down, you both simultaneously let out a groan of pleasure. you took a few seconds before bouncing your hips. the feeling of him inside you was amazing, he was hitting all the right spots.

he grabbed your hips, assisting you as your bounces became sloppy due to your impending orgasm. you kept slamming your hips against his, letting out moans that the neighbors probably heard. you felt a familiar feeling pool in your stomach.

you came before he did, and he continued to chase his high, slamming his cock into your sensitive cunt. he came shortly after, letting out the most vulgar noises and you enjoyed every second of it. you collapsed onto his chest, his member exiting you.

you layed next to him just enjoying the afterglow, before you heard Stu speak. "will you be my girlfriend?" you looked at him, knowing the answer was already obvious. "yes!" you said before connecting your lips to his in a loving kiss.

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I hope you liked it!!!

Cod men being absolute munches please ❤️❤️

cw. nsfw, afab!reader, oral, overstimulation, panty stealing (dont ask pls im depraved), beard burn, scent kink of some sort *not proofread, just pure horny

[BRB LOSING IT RN]

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MINORS DNI!!

ghost is messy and kinda pervy. like he'll keep his mask on when he tells you to sit on his face type messy. will not take the mask off until you've soaked through it but you can feel his tongue push against the rough fabric as he bumps it against your clit. he has definitely used the soaked mask as fap material when he's away from you. though he's not opposed to stealing your panties if his masks aren't available to him.

if ghost was messy, then soap is sloppy. he's doped out on your taste and scent. he just wants all his senses to be you. loves to squeeze your hips while your push his face closer against your pretty cunt. once he starts, he won't stop. he just thinks you always have too much on your mind, so he's doing you a favour and making him the only thing on your mind. also, you just look extra pretty when you're tearing up sensitivity. loves how you can't tell if you want to pull him closer or push him away.

price is so so attentive. he's peering up at you as he sucks your pretty clit into his mouth. makes your thighs clench around his head just because he loves seeing how easily your body reacts to him. also loves to hear you complain that your skin is raw and sensitive but then again it is unbelievably hot to see your captain's beard dripping in your arousal.

gaz loves to have you sit on his face. literally smother him, it's what he wants. heavily encourages you to ride his face as you please. grabs your ass like he's getting paid to do so. can not and will not keep his hands off you. if you offer to suck him off, good god he'd make sure to give you the most mind blowing, toe curling, gut wrenching orgasm ever.

alejandro loves control, but he's always willing to sacrifice it for you. he'll let you take the reigns; want to sit on his face? he'll happily lie down for you. want to have him on his kness? he's already there. while his mouth is busy working on your sticky cunt, his hands are roaming all over you. it's like he's trying to commit the curves and slopes of your body to memory.

rudy is a certified lover boy. literal hearts in his eyes when he's needy for you. wants, no needs you to sit on his face. he just wants to feel your thighs on him. holds your hips down on his face so he can tongue fuck you and bump his nose into your clit.

horangi downright abuses your sweet little clit. he can't help it, you make the sweetest noises when he overstims you. he'll pin your hips down on the bed so he can trace his name on your clit with his tongue. loves to hold eye contact with you when he goes down on you. def the type to stop when you close your eyes or look away.

konig forces you to put your weight down on him. don't just hover on him. sit on him. full weight. doesn't matter if he can breathe or not. though he prefers to situate himself between your thighs with his hood on, so you can't see what he's gonna do. once you cum on his face, he isn't letting you go until you do it again. forces your body to move along his face so he can continue to please you.

keegan finds it more amusing to just pull his mask up over his nose to eat you out. simply bc he can't be bothered to take it off completely. he's a clit kisser. and he makes out with your pussy too. sitting in his office chair while he's kneeling under his desk so he can eat you out. loves to finger you while he kisses and licks your clit.

Simon’s heart was racing, a sheen layer of sweat covering his body as he slowly made his way up his driveway.

Your car was there as it always was when he came home but instead of bringing Simon peace, it made him more nervous than he’d ever been.

He found himself pausing at the door, his trembling hand hovering over the handle as he steadied his breathing. He knew when he opened that door, his entire life would change.

When he left for deployment, you were 7 months pregnant. Now here he was, nearly three months later, about to meet his child for the very first time.

He regretted more than anything, not being there for you when you needed him most. While you were giving birth, he was half a world away, and he felt so incredibly guilty for it. He knew you were strong, he knew you could handle yourself, but that didn’t ease the self loathing thoughts that swirled in his brain.

Closing his eyes, he took one final deep breath before sliding off his mask and entering the house.

“Sweetheart, I’m home.” He called out, setting his belongings on the floor. He slowly made his way into the living area, his hands still shaking from before.

“Hey, handsome.” You greeted, a warm smile on your face as you turned and stood from your spot on the couch. “We’ve been waiting for you.”

Simon felt his breath leave his lungs as he took in the sight before him. There, nestled in the love of his life’s arms, was a baby girl. HIS baby girl.

“Simon, this is Y/D/N.” You spoke, your tone gentle. You walked up to him slowly, and leaned in a way that Simon could get a better look at his child.

His brain went numb as he took in every little feature of his daughter, a whirlwind of emotions hitting him at once. “She’s…she’s..she’s beautiful, Y/N.”

You felt tears pooling in your eyes as you watched your husband be rendered speechless. The way he was looking at his little girl had your heart soaring. There was nothing but unyielding admiration, and awe in his eyes. “Do you want to hold her?”

Simon’s breath hitched in his throat as he nodded curtly. He watched as you walked up to him, gently placing the infant in his arms. As he held her, the entire world around him seemed to slow, and the only thing in the world was just him and his little girl.

He held his daughter as if she were made of glass, not daring to move a muscle as he admired her. He began to notice small bits of himself in her, the dark brown of her eyes, the soft curve of her small nose. Never did Simon think anything that came from HIM would ever be so….perfect.

Simon had never felt a love like this before. As his daughter smiled up at him, Simon made a silent vow that he would do absolutely anything in his power to keep that smile on her face for as long as he lived.

“Thank you.” Simon whispered, smiling down at the newborn. Her small hand wrapped around his pinky, causing Simon’s eyes to pool with tears. She was so, so small compared to him.

“For what?” You asked, as Simon pulled you closely into his side.

“For giving me the family I never knew I wanted.”

just thinking abt riding abby while she’s smoking a blunt😣

HI YES ANON!!!

ask and you shall receive.

i might add more to it and post it on ao3 🤭

ABBY SMUT DRABBLE - TAKE MY BREATH AWAY

you set the blunt inbetween abby’s lips and light it up for her. you’re currently hovering in her lap, her strap out and teasing your cunt. you’re covering it with your slick, but abby deems it not wet enough. “come on, girl. suck me off, yeah?” you comply and get on your knees. she sets the tip on your lips, slapping it against them. you open your mouth and she slides right in. she let’s you suck her for a few minutes, hitting the blunt as she watches you intently.

“it’s wet enough,” she pops it out of your mouth. “come ride me, pretty.” you straddle over her lap again. she rubs the tip against your slit, slaps your clit with it, and pushes in.

you wrap around her with no problem. abby’s strap was a little on the long side and whenever you guys first got together she had to switch it out with a smaller one for starters. just for you to warm up to something much bigger.

you’re used to it now and becoming a pro each time she fucks you. you lean forward when she puts her hands on your ass to give her more access. the blunt is in one hand while the other is on your ass. you ride her slowly at first, accommodating to the size. you grind your hips down and let the tip rub against your gspot.

abby let’s you get used to the feeling. she takes a long drag of the blunt and blows it in your face. you open your mouth, indicating her to blow some directly into it.

she takes the hint and takes another long drag, taking her hand off your ass to grab your chin. she shotguns the smoke in your mouth, pulling away to admire you. you hold it in your mouth for a few moments before blowing it back out into her face. she crinkles her nose at you cutely with a smile.

she slaps your ass, “c’mon girl, show me how you ride that cock.”

you nod your head and do as you’re told. you start to really bounce on her lap, speeding up your movements. she takes another hit. she looks so hot to you acting all nonchalant and preoccupied as you ride her.

she surprises you by thrusting up into you. automatically hitting your gspot. you yelp and clutch at her broad shoulders.

she smirks at you and laughs a bit, “yeah?” she taunts you, doing it again.

your legs start to quiver. abby takes one last hit of the blunt before setting it in your mouth. she slides out of you and flips you on your back, much to your surprise, climbing on top of you.

“wha-?” you look at her in surprise.

“shut up. finish the fucking blunt. i’m going to show you how this dick works - properly.”

can you do billy loomis x gn!reader angst like literally anything i just need billy angst in some form

omg yes!! so this is kind of short bc you weren't super specific but i hope you enjoy!!

tags: angst no comfort, toxic relationship

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you knew about Billy's plan; you knew about the whole thing. you didn't care about it. except, he has to date Sydney for the plan. you pretended that you didn't care, but you did. every time that you brought it up, he ridiculed you, saying that this is so important to him, and you need to get over it. you didn't say anything, but it did affect you.

right now, you are sitting on a bench next to your best friend/coworker, Randy. they were going on about what happened at Casey's house over the weekend. you saw Billy running his hand down Syd's arm, a feeling began to invade your mind. you were livid.

you quickly stood up, leaving without saying anything. everyone turned to you asking where you were going. Billy stood up following you, but playing off as if he was just being a nice guy.

you entered the abandoned bathroom, tears started to seep from your eyes. you heard footsteps coming in through the door. you turned and saw the person you expected.

"What are you doing, are you trying to blow our cover?" he asked anger prominent in his voice. "Our cover?! are you kidding me, i have nothing to do with your plan."

"Oh, so its "us" until it gets too tough?" he asks, implying that you weren't on his side. "that's the thing Billy, it's never us. it's always you and Sydney, or- or you and Stu. and i know you don't mind it." you said as more tears fell from your eyes. your voice was horse and cracking. "If that's really how you feel then i think we should end this." the words that came out of his mouth tore a hole in your chest. what you said next surprised the both of you.

"But i love you" when those words fell from your lips, along with your tears, he pointed his eyes to the ground. he turned and left the room. the second he left you sunk to the ground, back against the wall. you sat there until there was no tears left to cry. you felt numb but also angry. you didn't know how but you were going to get him back for this.

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hope you enjoyed! also let me know if you want a part 2 :)

also sorry this is really short