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Neil Gaiman Really Said, Friends To Lovers, Slow Burn, 300,000 Words, Incomplete

Neil Gaiman really said, friends to lovers, slow burn, 300,000 words, incomplete

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1 year ago

Okay, we've had plenty of those "popular food that you hate" polls.It's time for:

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onions for sure funny story when i was a kid i used to love raw onions so much and there was almost always a plate of onion slices when anyone was eating dinner bc indians and i used to sneak them off my grandfather’s table when he was eating and then one day i choked on them badly like almost died badly and since then i hated onions like loathed them but i would’ve been younger than 5-6 here so i forgot why and until i was like 13 i had no idea why i hated onions i just assumed i hated the taste and avoided them like the plague so i didn’t know what they tasted like and that they didn’t actually taste bad and then my mom told me this story and i tried then again and it was like exposure therapy where i slowly started trying them bit by bit and now i just like raw onions a normal amount not a normal amount for a white person tho i love vinegar onions tho that shit slaps the hardest basically picked onions but nobody here calls them that

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eidoloony

1 year ago

the reveal that gomens 2 is like a bridge season between two massive plots is so fucking funny

like part one: dozens of people in a literal race to stop armageddon fifteen minutes before it happens with heaven hell and humanity all battling it out with flaming swords and a kraken and brian cox as the personification of death.

part 2: we are forced to have A Conversation About Our Relationship after being yelled at by the lesbians across the street

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good omens

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eidoloony

1 year ago

It's 24/08/2185. We're all dead and Destiel is still trending. Jensen's great grandchild sold the tapes to a museum for 5 million dollars. New Destiel content keeps coming out to the public but no one knows how or who. Some believe that it's Misha Collins' ghost. It's 2185 and Destiel is still trending.

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why is it always trending its never even about destiel it’s just the meme we'll never escape destiel spn

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eidoloony

1 year ago

never forget the fact that the budget of chandrayaan 3 was less than half the budget of instellar

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that’s insane

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eidoloony

1 year ago

ppl in the age of cell phones: fucking up their necks

ppl in the age of books: fucking up their necks

ppl in the age of textile art: fucking up their necks

ppl in the age of picking lice: fucking up their necks

ppl in the age of cooking: fucking up their necks

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human bodies are insanely cool but sometimes

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