MC: Death Is For People With No Bitches

MC: Death is for people with no bitches

MC: What’s up? I’m back.

Mammon: I literally saw you die. You died. You were dead

MC: Death is a social construct.

My petty and grudge bearing self shall bleed into my works till the day that I stop writing.

Characters don't ever get to be mad. They don't ever get to stay mad.

Let your characters get mad. Let them stay mad!

I will push this propaganda until the day I can no longer create stories

OH CRAP THAT A LONG ASS TIME BEFORE ANOTHER THURSDAY 20

Wtf is going on, also, no thanks

That will be hilarious af

bsd final boss is asagiri. his ability? bungo stray dogs. he's the one with the book and that's his ability, to change anything and everything also he does evil laughs

Hmmm..... intewesting🤔

the first-years need some extra cash (maybe they want to set up a vacation fund or smth, because damn, do they need one right about now), so they start up a really unofficial restaurant in ramshackle dorm. because they're still in school, it's only open on the weekends, but it instantly becomes a hit with the other students, not least because the only other option is super expensive and gets you scammed more often than not.

yuu is the owner, naturally, and they convince some of the ghosts to help cook and wait the tables. they're also responsible for handling crises like table shortages and managing out their expenses.

epel is the actual chef of the group, who specializes in apple pies and apple juice, but who can make a mean chicken pasta if he has a recipe.

ortho's job is to sit on the couch and play music lol. he takes request and can play any kind of music, but his default setting is the "my next life as a villainess" opening theme.

jack is the head waiter of the place, since he's great at hearing orders, memorizing orders, and can carry multiple dishes at once without dropping them.

sebek is the bouncer, essentially, of the whole establishment. he's in charge of kicking out annoying customers and beating up customers that try to fight with each other.

ace and deuce take care of the entertainment. ace has a poker table in the corner of the room where people can challenge him for 1000 thaumarks, but nobody ever seems to win no matter what they try. deuce, on the other hand, literally just sits a table right next to ace, and for 10 thaumarks people can just... talk to him. you have people lining up AROUND THE BLOCK just so they can speak with him, giggling and leaning over his table like schoolgirls, because for as empty-headed as he is, he has a surprising amount of rizz.

(the restaurant is called "fresh meals by freshmen")

(their tagline is: "for just one meal a day, you can help these poor souls get the fucking vacation they need")