Ok But Doesn't It Will Be Funny If Sebastian Spend So Much Time With Bruce That When He Accidentally

Ok but doesn't it will be funny if Sebastian spend so much time with Bruce that when he accidentally discoverers his boss is Batman he just became very dense?

Bruce: *in his Batman costume. Going into his office at 4:00 am during a patrol for taking new batrangs because his kids use them for playing darts on a LexCorp's billboard. Has removed his mask*

Sebastian: *walk in* Oh my god boss-

Bruce: Wait it's not what you think-

Sebastian: I didn't know you're a Batman's cosplayer!

Bruce: ... Hey you can say it's my dark secret.

Alright, you know the drill new fic idea let’s go

Brucie wayne and his disaster assistant, but he’s such a sweetie that Bruce can’t bring himself to fire him

Sebastian: [hands Bruce his coffee, goes to sip his own]

Bruce: [sips and grimaces]

Sebastian: [sips and spits it back in the cup before realizing they had the wrong coffees] “oops…”

Bruce: [is so so so tired, closes his eyes] “I don’t care if you don’t care” [hands Sebastian his coffee and takes the other cup]

Sebastian: “I’m so sorry… I can get you another”

Bruce: [drinking his coffee] “it’s fine… I’m sure you’ve wanted to sip in my cup at some point”

Preach

The Three Laws of Fandom

If you wish to take part in any fandom, you need to accept and respect these three laws.

If you aren’t able to do that, then you need to realise that your actions are making fandom unsafe for creators. That you are stifling creativity.

Like vaccination, fandom only works if everyone respects these rules. Creators need to be free to make their fanart, fanfics and all other content without fear of being harassed or concern-trolled for their creative choices, no matter whether you happen to like that content or not.

The First Law of Fandom

Don’t Like; Don’t Read (DL;DR)

It is up to you what you see online. It is not anyone else’s place to tell you what you should or should not consume in terms of content; it is not up to anyone else to police the internet so that you do not see things you do not like. At the same time, it is not up to YOU to police fandom to protect yourself or anyone else, real or hypothetical.

There are tools out there to help protect you if you have triggers or squicks. Learn to use them, and to take care of your own mental health. If you are consuming fan-made content and you find that you are disliking it - STOP.

The Second Law of Fandom

Your Kink Is Not My Kink (YKINMK)

Simply put, this means that everyone likes different things. It’s not up to you to determine what creators are allowed to create. It’s not up to you to police fandom. 

If you don’t like something, you can post meta about it or create contrarian content yourself, seek to convert other fans to your way of thinking.  

But you have no right to say to any creator “I do not like this, therefore you should not create it. Nobody should like this. It should not exist.”

It’s not up to you to decide what other people are allowed to like or not like, to create or not to create. That’s censorship. Don’t do it.

The Third Law of Fandom

Ship And Let Ship (SALS)

Much (though not all) fandom is about shipping. There are as many possible ships as there are fans, maybe more. You may have an OTP (One True Pairing), you may have a NOTP, that pairing that makes you want to barf at the very thought of its existence.

It’s not up to you to police ships or to determine what other people are allowed to ship. Just because you find that one particular ship problematic or disgusting, does not mean that other people are not allowed to explore its possibilities in their fanworks.

You are free to create contrarian content, to write meta about why a particular ship is repulsive, to discuss it endlessly on your private blog with like-minded persons.

It is not appropriate to harass creators about their ships, it is not appropriate to demand they do not create any more fanworks about those ships, or that they create fanwork only in a manner that you deem appropriate.

These three laws add up to the following:

You are not paying for fanworks content, and you have no rights to it other than to choose to consume it, or not consume it. If you do choose to consume it, do not then attack the creator if it wasn’t to your taste. That’s the height of bad manners.

Be courteous in fandom. It makes the whole experience better for all of us.

The world would be on fire if you let him fuck around with alchemy XD

Sometimes I think about how Trisha telling Ed + Al they took after their father when they did stuff with alchemy might imply that alchemic ability is a trait that can be inherited in FMA. And then, if that is the case, I think about how lucky most FMA characters are that homunculi can't use alchemy. Because just imagine what a menace Envy would've been if he'd gotten to keep all the alchemic ability William would've probably inherited from Dante + Hohenheim

So I just finished the first season of The Umbrella Academy, here my thoughts :) :

-Five x Dolores and Hazel x Agnès are the best relationships of this show and I take no criticisms.

-Still hating Luther x Allison, I was happy the last episodes didn't have the time to focus on their "romance" because of the apocalypse, the apocalypse is much more enjoyable to watch :)

-The lack of respect and recognition Vanya and Klaus get physically hurt me. At least Vanya gets to explore a little bit her relationship with Allison but Klaus is been constantly step on and ignored, it really hurt me :( especially when he is doing so much efforts for fight against his addiction and the other still considering he is just high and with nothing important to say.

-Vanya becomes emo and my brain goes brrrrrrr.

-I wasn't a fan of Luther character since the beginning but I was doing efforts because he is fucked up like the other. But I seriously hate is attitude, he always tries to control everything, makes bad decisions and, in particular the thing I hate the most, he always uses his superior force to get and do what he wants. It's awful. Even if he thinks he does the best for his family I think he is just kind of abusive. He doesn't take criticisms or let them choices and physically holds them back to go against his own will. The worst exemple is when he locks up Vanya in the cell and let her imprisoned even when the majority (Diego, Allison and Klaus) isn't OK with that and stopped them to free her multiple times until they have to give up. I truly hope his behavior will change in season 2 because for now I seriously consider he is one of the most important cause of Vanya's snap.

-I wasn't sad when Pogo die, sorry not sorry :)

-Is this motherfucker of Reggie is an alien?? I didn't understand his flashbacks.

-Ben's screen time YEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHH. I love Ben. When I first saw him I though he will be a kind of Jiminy Cricket for Klaus, and sometimes he is, but most of the time he just has the same chaotic energy 😂😂😂. The scene when Klaus thrown a bowling ball at him and he didn't catch it I swear his Pikachu chocked face was so funny. Now that the other FINALLY believe Klaus I hope to see him even more in season 2.

-Personal preference but I miss the old "faint of exhaustion" trope in this series. It's just on of my favorite and it usually work well with superpowers intrigues. It's maybe kinda bullshit to see Vanya, Klaus or Five doing insane things they never do before and just be like "I'm fine, what a piece of cake :)".

-I liked Patch, sad that she died.

-I hope more parallelisms between Five and the Comission's bitch, I think they can be a good illustration of "same beginning but different paths" .

-Good to see you dead Leonard/Harold, I will not miss you :)

-I still don't know how Ben died and I want answers!

Other possibility:

-Envy look like his mother, Dante, and accidentally look like this version of his dad but by pure luck because sexy blond is Hohenheim's type even when it comes to choose a body 😂

did 03 hohenheim specifically choose bodies that looked like his original one when hoping because he thought he was such a sexy bastard that he couldn’t possibly do better than this original one or did envy make up a form on the spot that just resembled hohenheim’s current form enough to say “hey look! i’m this bastard’s kid too!” like i dunno this is just a question that haunts me. 

Okay time's up how do AFO steal quirks?

Like, quirks are a natural capacity of an individual and most of the time it's inherited from their parents or the parents' quirks fuse or the combination of the parents' quirk make a all new surprising quirk. So clearly it's a genetic shit and it must be in their DNA.

As a proof OFA need DNA for be given.

Did, did AFO stole their DNA? After he stole their quirk did their DNA change? If the doctor clone a person with a complete DNA the clone will have the same quirk as the original? Did AFO can steal the quirk of the clone and he will have the quirk at the same time of the original?

Did Monoma copy DNA when he copies quirk? Did his DNA change when he copies a quirk? If his DNA change can he use it for thing like blood transfusion who need to be compatible? If Monoma copies a quirk and AFO tries to steal it, will he steals Monoma's quirk or the copied quirk?

I. Need. Answers.