The World Would Be On Fire If You Let Him Fuck Around With Alchemy XD

The world would be on fire if you let him fuck around with alchemy XD

Sometimes I think about how Trisha telling Ed + Al they took after their father when they did stuff with alchemy might imply that alchemic ability is a trait that can be inherited in FMA. And then, if that is the case, I think about how lucky most FMA characters are that homunculi can't use alchemy. Because just imagine what a menace Envy would've been if he'd gotten to keep all the alchemic ability William would've probably inherited from Dante + Hohenheim

Preach

The Three Laws of Fandom

If you wish to take part in any fandom, you need to accept and respect these three laws.

If you aren’t able to do that, then you need to realise that your actions are making fandom unsafe for creators. That you are stifling creativity.

Like vaccination, fandom only works if everyone respects these rules. Creators need to be free to make their fanart, fanfics and all other content without fear of being harassed or concern-trolled for their creative choices, no matter whether you happen to like that content or not.

The First Law of Fandom

Don’t Like; Don’t Read (DL;DR)

It is up to you what you see online. It is not anyone else’s place to tell you what you should or should not consume in terms of content; it is not up to anyone else to police the internet so that you do not see things you do not like. At the same time, it is not up to YOU to police fandom to protect yourself or anyone else, real or hypothetical.

There are tools out there to help protect you if you have triggers or squicks. Learn to use them, and to take care of your own mental health. If you are consuming fan-made content and you find that you are disliking it - STOP.

The Second Law of Fandom

Your Kink Is Not My Kink (YKINMK)

Simply put, this means that everyone likes different things. It’s not up to you to determine what creators are allowed to create. It’s not up to you to police fandom. 

If you don’t like something, you can post meta about it or create contrarian content yourself, seek to convert other fans to your way of thinking.  

But you have no right to say to any creator “I do not like this, therefore you should not create it. Nobody should like this. It should not exist.”

It’s not up to you to decide what other people are allowed to like or not like, to create or not to create. That’s censorship. Don’t do it.

The Third Law of Fandom

Ship And Let Ship (SALS)

Much (though not all) fandom is about shipping. There are as many possible ships as there are fans, maybe more. You may have an OTP (One True Pairing), you may have a NOTP, that pairing that makes you want to barf at the very thought of its existence.

It’s not up to you to police ships or to determine what other people are allowed to ship. Just because you find that one particular ship problematic or disgusting, does not mean that other people are not allowed to explore its possibilities in their fanworks.

You are free to create contrarian content, to write meta about why a particular ship is repulsive, to discuss it endlessly on your private blog with like-minded persons.

It is not appropriate to harass creators about their ships, it is not appropriate to demand they do not create any more fanworks about those ships, or that they create fanwork only in a manner that you deem appropriate.

These three laws add up to the following:

You are not paying for fanworks content, and you have no rights to it other than to choose to consume it, or not consume it. If you do choose to consume it, do not then attack the creator if it wasn’t to your taste. That’s the height of bad manners.

Be courteous in fandom. It makes the whole experience better for all of us.

Other possibility:

-Envy look like his mother, Dante, and accidentally look like this version of his dad but by pure luck because sexy blond is Hohenheim's type even when it comes to choose a body 😂

did 03 hohenheim specifically choose bodies that looked like his original one when hoping because he thought he was such a sexy bastard that he couldn’t possibly do better than this original one or did envy make up a form on the spot that just resembled hohenheim’s current form enough to say “hey look! i’m this bastard’s kid too!” like i dunno this is just a question that haunts me. 

Where is my TUA's fic where Jesus "if you're offended by how she dresses well look away" is the nice but sassy big brother of the Marigold's children and tries to put some sense in them or simply being an healthy support ?

Like manifesting in Five and Luther's dreams when they were alone in the Apocalypse/on the Moon for chatting with them so they don't feel abandoned.

Being the literal guardian angel of Claire so Allison can get a break with peace in her mind.

Secretly multiplying food in Diego's cupboard when he forgot to go shopping after a rough week of vigilant activities.

Blessing every water Ben touchs when he was alive because it will calm down The Horror and he want to help his little brother feel better.

Manifesting to Klaus like a ghost for big brothered him with Ben. "You need to eat Klaus.

-I ate two hours ago!

-You need VEGETABLES not smarties!" And also scaring the bad souls so they let him alone.

And convincing the souls of dead famous violinists to manifest in Viktor's dreams for helping him with the new piece he's working on.

WHERE IS IT DUH?

Parenthesis

My theory for the TUA's canon is that Reggie created the Marigold's children

BUT

As a headcanon I like the idea of God created them when she was in a nostalgic mood (because Jesus was so good how it can possibly go wrong?), I made some incorrect quotes for that. Tired Parent God and Big Brother Jesus is my confort au ok ?

New My Hero Academia AU because I can!

The Artistic AU

*quirks are still existing, heros and villains too, but the main characters are no more a part of it (or at least not 100%). In this AU they all have artistic careers. Also they're all aged up, only Mustard and Eri still kids.

*Yuei is not an hero's school but a school who proposes differents cursus and artistic formations.

So news class 1-A's careers!

-Kyoka, Denki, Momo, Katsuki and Fumikage have a rock band named Goma (with the kanji 五 who means 5 and the kanji 魔 who means demons). Kyoka is the main singer, Denki and Fumikage are guitarists, Momo is the pianist and Katsuki is the drummer and a part-time hero.

-Koji is a video maker on SomeCube, he makes JSL songs.

-Minoru is a photographer.

-Toru and Yuga are models in the same agency. Toru is more a make-up model and Yuga a fashion model.

-Eijiro and Mashirao are stuntmen for the cinema. Eijiro is also a part-time hero.

-Tsuyu is a video games designer. She also has a SomeCube's channel where she makes video-game let's play and criticisms.

-Hanta is a rhythmic gymnast, his main discipline his the ribbon. Sometimes he also does acrobatics performances.

-Rikido is a gastronomic chef.

-Mina and Mezo are dancers. Mezo is more into hip hop and Mina is a break dancer.

-Ochaco is in artistic make-up. She works a lot for cinema and fashion events.

-Shoto is a mime artist most of the time but sometimes he does anonymous covers for Koji or Kyoka songs.

-Izuku is an author, his main books are thriller and detective novels. He is too a part-time hero.

-Tenya is a spokesperson for his brother hero's agency.

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-Hitoshi is a ghostwriter. But he also do poetry.

Go on, be wild!

I headcanon Denki as a half American. And I think he might be really good in english. But when the class 1A ask him how did he learned he responded:

Vines

And now the class just saying random vines quotes h24.

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Present Mic: How do you say "throwing" something?

Mina: YEET!

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Midoriya:*to Bakugou* Kacchan, stop! You're gonna get in trouble.

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Jirou: *beating Mineta's ass during training* When will you learn that your actions have consequences?

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Yuga:*at lunch* Yaaaah! I coulda dropped mah croissant!

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Mina:*gossip with Todoroki* And they were roommates.

Todoroki: Mah God, they were roommates.

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Bakugo: WHAT ARE THOSEEEEEEE?

Kirishima: They are my crocs !

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Present Mic:*pointing a sentence for the example* Road work ahead.

The all class 1A:*in unisson* Uh yeah, I sure hope it does.

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Feel free to add more.