Look At Them Being Cute

Look at them being cute

Everytime I listen to Chords by the amazing devil I get emotional and I couldn’t pinpoint why until recently.

I am the child they’re singing about.

Excuse me, they all have two hands! I really dig the geraskefer more and more with each season. 😌

My favorite witcher headcanon is that Geralt can hear all of the game's music playing in his head. He can also hear the quest complete sound.

Geralt:

The choir inside his head: LE LE LE LAAAAAA

*after atsushi does something reckless*

kunikida: that's it!

atsushi: wh-

kunikida: you're grounded!

atsushi: GROUNDED?

kunikida: GROUNDED!

atsushi:

kunikida: back me up on this dazai

atsushi:

dazai: yeah grounded!

atsushi:

atsushi: what does grounded mean-

dazai, holding a shovel: come on atsushi lets go ground you

kunikida, snatching the shovel away: NO

Since TWN S1 dropped, people have argued on here nonstop about Jaskier..., is he tough, is he soft, is he sweet, is he feral, (and on and on)

Firstly, the most obvious answer is that people are many things at once. Obviously. These things are not mutually exclusive.

But also. Guys this is all extremely, wildly relative.

Think about it.

To Jaskier's terrifyingly powerful friends (Geralt can kill like ten people at once, Yen burns whole armies) he's just a little wet kitten. He's a precious little package to look after when times get scary.

But compared to other POETS? Other ACADEMICS? Other MINOR NOBLES? he is inSANE.

Imagine him teaching at Oxenfurt. The youths are like HOLY FUCK , this man has walked the entire continent. He has seen five hundred kinds of deadly monsters, and lived to tell. He's survived kidnappings, walked through war zones, he has mementos from like three different historical battles on his walls. His dearest friends (family, really) are people who are sung about in dark cottages like they are demons and world destroyers. HIS BABY NIECE IS LIKE *THE* WORLD DESTROYER TO SOME PEOPLE. He understands war strategy, every single aspect of every faction, and how to survive almost anything.

He would be so intimidating to them.

Then Geralt and Yen come to visit and squish his cheeks like look, it's our soft little baby, we need to check on him because he cannot fend for himself. I hope no one here has hurt his feelings, we have learned that he hates that so we no longer allow it.

And he's like...can I come on this mission?

And they're like idk it's so dangerous for you.

And the students are like ????????