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Unpopular opinion: i never want to hear geralt call himself daddy again, especially to a werewolf.
My OC Ascian being dramatic in a bathtub
There is an untapped amount of potential with Kunikida- the world is your oyster
I love all the Kunikida content in light of the new chapter but y’all do NOT get to act like you loved him this whole time.
If you did, then why was there next to no content about him before 😐
-A long-term Kunikida fan who is robbed of content
You know what no, i can’t say I’m happy with all the new content since most of it is about his ‘death’!!
I’m not believing he’s dead because Asagiri has a bad habit of death fakeouts.
I love all the Kunikida content in light of the new chapter but y’all do NOT get to act like you loved him this whole time.
If you did, then why was there next to no content about him before 😐
-A long-term Kunikida fan who is robbed of content
I love all the Kunikida content in light of the new chapter but y’all do NOT get to act like you loved him this whole time.
If you did, then why was there next to no content about him before 😐
-A long-term Kunikida fan who is robbed of content
WE NEED KUNIKIDA NATION TO RISE AND MANIFEST LIKE YALL DID WITH FYODOR
HEY GUYS CAN WE MAYBE GET BUNGOU STRAY DOGS TRENDING AGAIN BECAUSE UHHH WHAT WAS THAT
(If you haven’t read the new chapter yet buckle up)
I love that my current dnd tables characters are just
Princess Peach
Owl with a weird staff
Druid that can’t Druid
Bard that plays the bagpipes instead of hitting the monsters
Communist
When u think ur brother is taking you for a nice bonding boat ride but he trauma dumps on u instead
“fuck you, my child is fine-”
Ma'am, your child is a writer
Shout out to Geralt of Rivia for being an empath and correctly sensing Yennefer was anger after she yelled at him
My issue is I don’t process lyrics well so I don’t fully understand the song until the 30th time I’ve played it.
For the longest time I heard thought Joey Batey was singing “I look into those secret worlds you call lies” and was a little confused.
sometimes i dont realize the true meaning of certain the amazing devil lyrics and then i pay really close attention to it. and then the weight sets in of what something like “i look at those secret worlds you call eyes” means and i just melt. that shit is profound
wasnt a failed assassination. it was a successful long-range ear piercing by a deranged claires employee. they force femmed him. because of woke
Y'all ever think about how Young!Vesemir would still have to take contracts to provide for the Kaer Morons
Give me little Witchers who are left alone in a cramped room above a tavern for days at a time, told to sit tight and keep quiet and not draw attention because they're surrounded by humans and he won't be there to protect them
Little Witchers teaming up to look after Vesemir when he comes back from a hunt injured and exhausted. Double-mutated Geralt gets Stitching Duty, because he's got the steadiest hands. Eskel sits by Vesemir's head and distracts him during the unpleasant bits. Lambert gets sent out to make sure Vesemir's horse is stabled/untacked/fed/watered/groomed, and Remus goes running down to the innkeep to make sure Vesemir is fed and watered too.
Little Witchers who realise, as children inevitably will, that their parental figure is struggling, and try to ease the load. Geralt will venture out to forage for potion supplies while Ves is away. Eskel learns to charm free meals out of motherly innkeepers with compliments or the offer of helping out with chores. Lambert is a shameless little thief, but sometimes he'll filch something Ves can sell when their coin is low.
Vesemir who freezes in place the first time he comes back to a tavern, bloody and covered in mud, and is greeted by a gaggle of little Witchers running to hug his legs, because? He's their only stability. He's their protector, their provider, the only source of positive attention they really have. He's often sarcastic and short-tempered and sharp-tongued, but they miss him when he's gone, and they feel safer when he's back.
Vesemir who goes from oh no, absolutely not, every single one of you sleeps on his own bedroll to ugh fine whatever but the first one of you little bastards to kick me is getting yeeted when the pups all dogpile onto his bed after he's been away a while or someone has a night terror or he's hurt and they're worried about him.
Vesemir who shrugs off hateful comments aimed at him with a snarky comeback, but will absolutely throw the fuck down with anyone who starts in on his boys.
Little Eskel and Geralt - the oldest, the first to notice that Ves will go hungry so they can eat when funds are low or opt to replace Lambert's boots over replenishing his potion ingredients - who always ask to tag along on hunts. They can help! They'll be useful! They won't get in the way! They want to pull their weight!
Vesemir who actually realises that his own relationship with his father figure was more distant than he would've liked, as a boy. He idolised Deglan, wanted his approval. Deglan took a special interest in his training, served as his mentor for his first year on the Path, called him an affectionate nickname. But never hugged him. Never said he was proud of him. Always taught him that Real Men Need No One, young feller, now let's have none of that pansy nonsense.
Vesemir who sees the pups go from fearing him to missing him and trying to look out for him and seeking affection from him when they're scared or sad or pleased to see him, and makes a conscious decision that actually, Deglan, you were wrong. Yes, being cruel to be kind is often essential to Witcher training: it's a tough, dangerous, survival-of-the-fittest lifestyle. But real men hug their fucking kids
Just. Jesus I am like two years late to this party and absolutely consumed by single dad Ves feelings send help
Witcher fanfiction where Geralt gets hired to get rid of a siren who won’t stop singing on the shores of Skellige.
Turns out the siren is just Dandelion trying to compose a new song.
Like, I'm not mad at Liam. I'm not mad at anyone specifically for whoever was going to fill Geralt’s shoes. Im not even mad at the casting directors. Same thing with the Netflix adaptation of Eskel. Basil is a great guy and it wasnt his fault the original guy couldnt do it. He was cast, he was paid, and i hate when people are vile to the actor for his job. For being hired. What makes me upset is how they twisted Eskel into something against the sources and made him sleazy and oogy for plot. Like. Please don't. My first exposure to the witcher was the show and ngl, I hated Eskel and Lambert because they were utter douche bags! I love them now ofc I'm just sad that's how I was introduced to two very beloved characters of this fandom.
I'm not upset with the actors. I'm not upset with the casting crew. I'm not upset with Henry or Liam or anyone for doing their jobs.
How the fuck ever. I'm upset with the writers forcing away such an avid fan and making him leave something he loved so dearly.
Liam, I wish you the best of luck. Henry, I feel you man. I hope your love for it lives on after this whole thing.
TLDR; The writers fucked up and I'm not mad at actors who are paid to do a job and picked because someone gunked up the source so badly. Be nice to actors. They're doing their job. Be mad at the writers for butchering people and making the actors leave.
Geralt and Eskel would definitely help boost Lambert up to Aiden's window to kiss him. Geralt standing on Eskel's shoulders and Lambert standing on Geralt's hands and all of them wobbling precariously in place so he can get some smooches and Aiden's smile is all crooked where he's trying not to laugh at how ridiculously adorable the whole thing this
I'm a very simple guy really. I love soup and bread, never shut up about the Witcher, think about disappearing to the woods frequently, and am overcome with woe on a daily basis.
Ciri: she/her/your highness
Jaskier: he/they/stop them!
Yennefer: how dare u try to address me
Roach: neigh/them
Vesemir: he/needs a nap
Cöen: goode boye
Eskel: poor little baa baa
Lambert: he (affectionate)/ him (derogatory)
Aiden: 😸
Geralt: he/hmm
I somehow simultaneously have the work ethic of Dazai and Kunikida
I bet ten bucks on the next helluva boss episode (AKA Full Moon) coming out on May 23rd (AKA the full moon) against my girlfriend.
Oops.
(Laugh it up @elwayken )
