What A Bunch Of Whores

What a bunch of whores

too much kunikidazai hurt/comfort where dazai is the hurt. someone go beat kunikida with a stick or something to even it out a bit

A well deserved break

Headcannons, go!

Every Link experiences different symptoms going through portals.

Sky: beset by visions. They do accurately predict the future or show other times and places, but are often so jumbled and confusing he just gets a killer headache

Four: (this one is borrowed) splits into the colors but not completely. They have to figure out how to drive the body until they can merge back

Time: overwhelmed by the inevitability of time. Feels every second slip by with the subtlety of a gunshot wound. Also gains the ability to rewind time a few seconds and sometimes accidentally loops a few times before getting his bearings. As a result the others think he handles portals the best but he probably has it worst

Twilight: needs constant force of will to keep himself from transferring to the dark world for the first few seconds. Somehow, Time always knows to help him through it when the pull is the strongest…

Wind: filled with overwhelming power. Could obliterate a tree by flicking it if he isn’t careful. Time often helps him through this also

Legend: all of his items activate. All of them. Fortunately the others are usually too busy to notice him literally peeling himself off the ground (painting form)

Hyrule: same as Legend but with abilities. He’s able to suppress them on the better ones, but things do occasionally just get struck with lightning

Warriors: gets a RTS game style HUD for a quick second, but x100. So distracting it gives him headaches and impairs his vision

Wild: remembers things from the past, but not necessarily from his lifetime. He has quite a few memories of being the other Links. Also sees ghosts.

also, the farther they are displaced in time the worse the effects are. Once they went from Sky’s to Wild’s Hyrule in one portal and Time spent a week in a time loop trying to keep everyone from dying.

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