For All Who Have Seen My Last Post About Niffty And Alastor! You May Like This Fic.

For all who have seen my last post about Niffty and Alastor! You may like this fic.

Some time ago I started writing fics on AO3 and all of my Alastor fics are platonic. If you are interested, please check them out!

I just started posting and am open to all criticism ☺

Feel free to set me on fire!🔥

(Yes I did accidentally delete the original post and now can't link it properly)

This is too accurate! I laughed so hard everyone thought I was possessed

love that Vaggie had ZERO fucking idea how much of Adam and Lute's brain space she was apparently taking up

legit she has NO thought of herself being important enough for them to have noticed. meanwhile, Adam, Lute, and the other Exorcists were just like

Vaggie: "Yeah, I'm pretty sure my old coworkers won't recognize me."

Adam: (instantly recognizing her) "ITS ON SIGHT BITCH ITS ON SIGHT!!!"

Lute: "SIR I AGREE BUT THERE ARE WITNESSES!!!!!!!"

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Vaggie: (answers door and comes face-to-face with them) "Charlie's not here. Leave a message after I slam the door on you."

Adam: "???? I'm here to see you???"

Vaggie: "Why."

Adam: "Why? WHY? YOU LEFT THE BAND! YOU WENT YOUR OWN WAY! YOU FUCKED OFF TO GO BE SEXY WITH MY EX'S HOT DAUGHTER!"

Vaggie: "And?"

Adam: "? AND YOU WERE ONE OF MY BEST MURDERERS?????"

Vaggie: "So?"

Adam: "?!?!!??!?!?!?!??!!?!???????!?!?!"

Lute: "You're gross and we hate you."

Vaggie: "Is there a point to this."

Adam: "Sure there is! Betray the woman you love or else."

Vaggie: "Nah."

Adam: "IM SUING"

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Adam: "Okay Exorcists! Who here remembers Vaggie!"

ALL the Exorcists: "BOO!!! HATE HER!"

Lute: "GOOD THEN GO RIP HER A NEW ONE AND SHOVE IT DOWN HER THROAT!!!"

Adam: "???? just cut off her head?? can we just cut off her head like normal people with a normal weird obsession over someone???

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Lute: "I hate you so much I'm gonna rip my own arm off and throw myself at you!"

Vaggie: "Oh for fuck's sake- I wouldn't have spared your stupid life if I'd known you didn't even have one!"

Lute: "IM GONNA TAKE YOURS"

Vaggie: "YOU fired ME like three years ago! Where the hell is this even coming from???"

Lute: (ineffectively throttling vaggie with her remaining hand) "YOU SHOULD'VE KILLED ME WHEN YOU HAD THE CHANCE!"

Vaggie: (wheezing) "WHY THE FUCK AREN'T YOU IN THERAPY???"

Old-timey Radio

My love for radio from the 30s to 50s was reawakened recently and I need to share some programs with you! Hazbin Hotel is to blame, one hyperfixation wasn't enough I guess!

"The Shadow" > ( The one I referenced in my fanfic "Denial of closeness")

Radio program that ran from 1937 to 1954. The title character, a caped vigilante, was one of the most enduring and influential creations of the pulp era.

Internet Archive

The Shadow - 239 Episodes of the Old Time Radio Drama : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive

What evil lurks in the hearts of men? The Shadow knows!This upload contains 239 episodes of the great old time radio drama, The Shadow.  The

"Inner Sanctum Mysteries" is a horror show from the 40s! You can find it easily on You-Tube!

https://www.youtube.com/playlistlist=PLvu2oOrWFl_P_cytYyuhfOwK8iELqaKXa

1941 to 1952 It features horror and suspense stories with creaking doors and eerie music.

"Fibber McGee and Molly" radio comedy show! Features an old married couple!

Internet Archive

Fibber McGee and Molly - 1228 Episodes of the Exceptional Old Time Radio Comedy : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive

This upload contains 1,228 episodes of the fantastic Old Time Radio show, Fibber McGee and Molly.  Starring the wonderful husband and wife t

“Lights Out”  Another US horror!

 terrifying and suspenseful stories, often with gruesome and unexpected twists.

You can listen to it on Internet Archive!

“Suspense”  Crime and Mistery

It featured famous actors from the time!

You can find it on YouTube!

“The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes”

Do I even have to write a description?

You can listen to them on the Internet Archive!

Radio dramas may have fallen out of style but podcasts and audiobooks still have the same feeling to them! People really love to hear stories!

Normal night in the studio

Angel: I just don’t want to do this anymore!

Valantino: I’m sorry, did you forget who you did this for?

Angel: No I-

Valantino: Say it.

Angel: I do it for the girls and the gays,

Valantino: Why?

Angel: Because they be loving my shit..

Valantino: Very good baby, now go strip for the homos.

Niffty's soul

Alastor: Here you go Niffty.

Your contract is ready, just sign here!

(Hands the paperwork to Niffty)

Niffty: Sir... Those are adoption papers!

Head-canon accepted! Now I have to write a fic and draw a comic of this!

Not even Alastor can get away with leaving blood stains on the rug for the third time that week.

Headcanon: Niffty and Rosie are the only ones who can get on Alastor’s case and he’ll actually listen