Death Note Is Only Good By Accident. Death Note Is Brilliantly Written. It's A Comedy. It's A Drama.

Death Note is only good by accident. Death Note is brilliantly written. It's a comedy. It's a drama. It's a psychological thriller. It's just a fucked-up story a crazy guy wrote. It challenges us to think about criminality and morality. Everything it had to say about criminality and morality is absolute dogshit. It's incredibly entertaining. It's a modern classic. It's just something people liked when they were 14. It's a modern classic but for the wrong reasons. It's my best friend, my greatest enemy, my girlfriend,

x-files and twin peaks have the best genre of man because they aren’t afraid to have a male protagonist whose strengths are being deeply compassionate and being really fucking weird

Putting concrete in my wizard potion for the additional crunch

medieval dj sweating and hammering away in the forge in order to produce the sickest beats known to man for the jousting tournament afterparty next weekend

I cast Carbonate Olive Oil and serve it on my bruschetta

Hello esteemed wizard council. I would like to submit a formal proposal for a spell:

Carbonate

Simple transmutation, casting time immediate. The caster focuses on a liquid (e.g juice, water, wine, blood, milk) and carbonates it, turning the liquid fizzy like a soda.

Is this spell acceptable? I worked very hard on it.

This spell is a crime against all that is good and beautiful in the world, truly sick and twisted, despicable and foul.

Can’t wait to see it at dinner parties

The status of this spell is:

APPROVED