I Know The Fandom Is Attached To The "fucked Up Deity Of Incomprehensible Horrors Wants To Make Out With

I know the fandom is attached to the "fucked up deity of incomprehensible horrors wants to make out with some random hypersomniac so bad it makes them stupid" dynamic but consider The random hypersomniac is even more fucked up.

Dream XD is cooing over a human, all: "look at my little guy, isn't he cute?" and meanwhile George has been sleeping for a whole year and has consumed nothing but the souls of the fallen while he exists in a limbo of his own creation and is now interested in straight up stealing god's soul.

George: "⟟̷̗͂͒ ̶̬̎⍙̶̭̝̑⟟̴̨̼͑̆⌰̸̻̮͒⌰̶̯͂ ̶͓͆̃⋔̵̨̖̅̕⏃̵̤̙̉͝⌇̷̧̳̕⌇̶̨̱̿⏃̶̦̌̽☊̵̪͊⍀̶̩̩̏⟒̸͙̂ ̷̪͓̅⟒̴̖͛ͅ⎐̶̡̇⟒̸̬͛͒⍀̷͈͖́͋⊬̷̹͚͠⏁̵̧̐͊⊑̷̻̈⟟̸̫̎̋͜⋏̶̭̫́☌̸͙̣͛̊ ̸͔̪́⊬̵̼̇̕⍜̸̋͑ͅ⎍̸̦̒̋ ̴̱̤͒⌰̷̗͍̑⍜̵̨̉͑⎐̷͕̥̀⟒̵̨̥̊,̸̳͂͑ ̸̻̖̽̊⏚̴̩̬̉̂⎍̶͖͐͑⏁̶̈́̾ͅ☊̶̯̄̌⊑̷̖͉̉́⟒̵̫̹̃⍀̸̟̖́̆ ̶͕̐⏁̶̝͆͝⊑̶̫͕̐⟒̸̢͇͝ ̷̢̈́⊑̴̩̦̅̚⟒̸̨̖̂⏃̷̣̉⎅̸̗̬͐⌇̶̕͜ ̴̖̫̊͒⍜̵͚͚͊̅⎎̸̜̩͌͠ ̶̲̠̊͑⏁̵̥̘̓̕⊑̶̲̟̎͝⟒̷͇̌͗ ̶̼̺͠⊑̵̞̔⊬̶̺͇̀⎅̷̤͖̈́̒⍀̶̲̋⏃̵̫̭̍ ̴͚͇̔⏃̷̯͂̉⋏̶̢̰̀⎅̷̦̉͝ ̷̻̄̑⊑̷̣͐́⏃̴̳̠̓⋏̸̳̓̀☌̵̪̙̾̒ ̶͉̱͗⏁̷̣̍⋢̟̉̅⟒̶̤͖̎̒⋔̵͉̊ ̵̖͔͋⌰̴̭̮̋⟟̵̢̃̑☍̶̥̄⟒̶̢̞̿ ̷̹̏☊̷̲̩̎̆⎍̵͎͕͛̀⍀̸̗̿͘⏁̸̢̑̊⏃̸̡̟͐͘⟟̵̢̈́͛⋏̸͖̋̕⌇̸̅͜ ̶̣̩̅̍⎎̶͚͇̅⍀̴͖̮̐⍜̷̙̥͠⋔̸̲͎͒̈́ ̵̬̏⋔̵̠̥̋̃⊬̸̟̏̋ ̴̘̐̒⊑̶̠̞͌͘⍜̵͎͔̿⎍̷͇͑⌇̶͓̀⟒̸̧̲̓ ̷̢̈́⍙̵͉͊⊑̵͕͖̍͗⟟̵̯̑⌰̸̬̐⌇̷̦̕̚⏁̸̲̻̂ ̸͔̔͂☌̷̪̽⟟̵̘̃☌̶̦̈́̐☌̸̪̫͌⌰̵̢̲̊͊⟟̵͕̌̆⋏̷̦͊☌̷͎̽͐ ̴̮͜͝⏃̷̼̍̀⏁̷͈͐ ̵͍͊͂⏁̶͔͙̎̂⊑̷͔̗̉⟒̴͔͙̓ ̴̨̫͋̕☊̸͔̆⊑̴̗̈́⏃̴̙̹̈́⍜̶̞͂̒⌇̴̘͓͆͆ ̶͉̝̆⏚̵͍͆̈́⟒̸̫̱͂͝⌰̷͕̼̓̐⍜̵̠͑⍙̴̳̔̃ ̸̗̉̀⋔̶͕̪͒̐⟒̵̭͓̆̚.̶̥͔́̒ ̷̆̊ͅ⏚̵͙͜͝⍜̷̲͌⍙̸̠͘͘ ̷̥͝⏚̵̧͇́́⟒̴̻́⎎̵̪͊⍜̷̯́⍀̵̳̍⟒̵͖̞͠ ̸̜̼̄͂⊬̷̤̪̉⍜̷̞͂⎍̶͚͑ ̸̠̈́⟊̷̡̑̕⍜̶̬͂⟟̶̗̐⋏̴̟̀̒ ̴͍̦̓⏁̶͓̑̎⊑̷̱͕̓⟒̴̳̘́ ̸̯̌⟒̶̳̥̈́⋏̵̛̱ͅ⟒̷͔̓̂⋔̶͉̕⟟̷̧̻̅⟒̷͈͔̒͝⌇̴̟̭̄͝ ̷̡̪̄⎎̷̧͕͘⟒̷̥̟̎̽⍀̶̺̘̾̐⏁̵̻͂⟟̴̣̐ͅ⌰̴̟̿⟟̵̮̬̂⌇̵̬̕͜͝⟟̶̼͘⋏̵̹̀☌̸͔͊ ̶̮̘̎⋔̸̂ͅ⊬̸̻̪͗͝ ̵̙̙̊☌̸̥̚⏃̸̬͙͘⍀̴̤̏̎⎅̶̲̈́͊ͅ⟒̷̠͋̓⋏̶̟̉̄.̵̻͋͜͝

Dream XD: "Humans are so goofy silly lol"

Sure are, thank you for noticing.

*visible distress* I won... but at what cost? I CAN'T BOOP ANYMOOORE

But babe you love being gaslit

I hope people understand that when I say "I miss the dsmp" that I don't mean some people, some story lines, some general things, the fandom... Hells, I barely miss the part of the lore or characters I liked.

What I miss is crimeboys making an alleyway simply because they wanted to play more together after the lore for the day was done. I miss Tubbo spinning around on the spot trying to find a giggling Wilbur. I miss Wilbur smiling to himself and writing on chat just for us to see that "Tubbo reminds me of myself when younger". I miss Techno getting into the server tired as fuck just cause one of his friends called him and wanted to do absolutely nothing in Minecraft with him. I miss Wilbur staying awake until ungodly hours to keep Techno company when my man was farming potatoes and try-harding. I miss SBI and friends crashing into Phil's hardcore streams to talk about nothing at all and absolutely everything just to be together and laugh and say shit. I miss Tommy trying to make sense of something and the smile on his face after Wilbur would laugh heartily and say "That's quote book, for sure". I miss stories about late night gameplays of fucking TF2. I miss chat crying to Phil, his sigh, his giggle and his "What did they do?". I...

I guess I just miss them.

Today I learned 3D animation is a horror show outside the camera's field of view.

Suddenly, it's December by margaux paul