So This One Kid In My Grade Plays A Character On The Haunting Of Hill House, And Has There Met And Acted

so this one kid in my grade plays a character on the haunting of hill house, and has there met and acted alongside elizabeth reaser and ive never been more jealous

There's something so deeply evil about making fun of and blaming regular Chinese people for a virus all while they're the ones suffering through it, dying and losing family members and friends as if the victims created the virus on purpose with their own hands specifically to annoy you like if this had happened in germany or something everyone would be like #prayforgermany #iamparis like i hope you die

giving twilight characters new heights

am i the only one who hates the fact that alice is four foot eleven? everytime i see canary of the cullens where alice goes by her book height, looking so small next to literally everyone else, i automatically think

a cHiLd????

the heights in the twilight books are so whack: every male is over six foot two (men in the 1600s certainly weren't that tall, in carlisles case); rosalie, bella, and esme are the only ones with actual heights that made sense

so here's the heights im giving them based off how i really see them being:

carlisle: five foot seven or five foot eifhteight (the average height for men in the 1600s was about five foot six, but i can see him being slightly taller for that time being)

esme: five foot five

edward: five foot nine

rosalie: five foot nine, you can literally try to pry it from my fingers, but i refuse to think she's anything but this. she's a top, and every top i know is tall

emmett: six foot or six foot one. he really gives me the tallest vibes, but i can't see him being so aggressively tall. i know someone irl who looks and acts a lot like emmett that's around six foot one, and it just gives me such em vibes. will rub his height in edward and carlisle's faces

alice: i see her as five foot three, just barely smaller than esme and bella. smeyer had so many pedophilic innuendos in twilight, and there's a good chance the height difference may be part of that, since alice is shorter than my twelve year old brother. i don't see her being that painstakingly short, but just slightly smaller than average

jasper: five foot ten. i refuse to believe he's over in the six foot territory, no matter how canon it may be. ge just fives me five foot ten vibes

bella: home girl's five foot four or five foot five

bonus:

jacob: five foot eight. edward probably keeps making short jokes about him and jacob has to remind him that they're literally an inch apart

leah: five foot eight, again, every top i know is on the taller side of female average heights

seth: he'd grow to be five foot nine

reseesemenenene: she's be five foot two, and alice would never shut up about finally being taller than someone

aro: five inches tall

oh my god, i was fucking FOUR

A few weeks ago a 15-year-old called me “Grandma” for being able to remember when the first Twilight film came out, and I still haven’t mentally or emotionally processed this

The person I reblogged this from deserves to be happy

I tried to scroll past this. I really did

hey vampires! im very stupid and have so much blood