Im Beginning To Realize How Many Of My Celebrity And Fictional Crushes Are Virgos And Libras

im beginning to realize how many of my celebrity and fictional crushes are virgos and libras

i used to think the fact that my parents treat me differently than my other siblings is because im the middle child who's also a daughter

now i know it's just because im a disappointment

just imagine how it must've gone when jasper and emmett first met in 1950

emmett, giving alice and jasper a toothy grin while wildly shaking their hands: WELL HOWDY Y'ALL, THE NAME'S EMMETT, AND BOY AM I GLAD TO MEET YA. QUOTEE THE ROOTIN' TOOTIN' DAY, IF I'D SAY

jasper, nearly in tears: where have you been all my life

i love the portrayal of our lil texan cowboy jasper being an absolute hick but consider this: we should be doing all that to emmett.

you’re telling me that our boy from tennessee isn’t gonna walk around in overalls with wheat sticking out of his mouth, ready to pluck a raunchy lil tune from his banjo? you think anybody can understand a damn word he says with that vernacular and all his whack ass sayings his mama taught him?

#make emmett a tennessee hillbilly 2k20

this is the hot dog man of destiny

once every 15.5 years this man will fend off all darkness for you

reblog in 12 seconds or you will never feel happiness again

The person I reblogged this from deserves to be happy

I tried to scroll past this. I really did

reasons why bella swan should've been a lesbian:

1: she wears flannels

2: it would've made a great plot line for her to have rosalie as a love interest

3: no reneesmee or whatever bullshit that whole part of the story was

4: everything she does just RADIATES lesbian energy

5: people thinking jacob and edward both fighting for bella, when in reality, they're trying to impress one another

6: my eleven year old statement still stand four years later

7: i really wanted some good rosalie and bella content okay