I Raise You This.

I raise you this.

Zane also downloads a bunch of romance movies and other media like Pixal did, and somehow they end up making everything even worse together

Ninjago Confidential, but it's Pixal pretending to be a love expert and trying to pair up romantic interests, and the catch is that she's really bad at it and Zane is like "babe what are you doing" "I am taking the exact average of every romantic comedy and novel to create the most successful relationships" and in the background you just see a couple screaming at each other as the restaraunt burns to a crisp

Coffee Break

I wasn’t joking about getting really into Hi-Fi Rush, especially Chai. <3 I haven’t found any Chai/Reader fics yet, so I wanna thank y’all for joining me as I wander into this brave new frontier! And as I said in my friend’s Hi-Fi Rush stream, “the world gave me two silly failboys with a robot arm at once and im gonna dual wield them like samurai swords”

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GN! Reader, Barista Reader, puns, pining Chai (I totally see him as the type to be so pathetic with a crush, but as soon as he knows you like him back he goes back to full cockiness)

“Alright, mission report. Just picking up a coffee, no big deal. Order something simple, yet masculine. Something that screams ‘confidence.’ Make some small talk, throw in a wink, end with something open to meeting again, nothing too final. ‘See you next time?’ No, no, way too forward. 'Catch ya later?’ Ooh, now we’re talking. Just the right mix of laid-back and friendly. You got this, big man. You totally got this!”

“Chai, what the hell are you doing?”

If Chai let out a very uncool yelp at Peppermint getting the jump on him like that, at least she had the decency to do it before he was within earshot of you. He wheeled around, stumbling into her and shoving her back around the building corner he was peeking around as he watched you work.

“Peppermint! Heyyy… What are, uh, what are you doin’ here?”

She cocked a single, dark eyebrow in his direction. “Uhh, getting a coffee? That’s what the cafe is for, isn’t it?”

“Pshh, yeah, totally. Totally… Coffee.”

Truth be told Chai wasn’t even that big of a coffee fan. If you slapped a hot coffee and a tall can of a chilled energy drink on the table in front of him he’d definitely choose the sugary-sweet brainrush over the bitter bean water. But he wasn’t lurking awkwardly around the courtyard outside the Vandelay campus cafe for coffee. He was doing it for you.

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Monday February 20.

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Headcanon that because elves aren’t great about time, and tend to have their heads in the literal stars, it is not unheard of for food to rot without them being aware that enough time could possibly have passed since it was harvested for it to no longer be good; it’s only been what like five minutes, maybe five years…? can’t possibly have gone bad yet. And since it’s not like eating food that’s gone bad actually hurts them, they just kind of…do. Not all the time, or anything. But sometimes. Without noticing. And worse (especially in the opinion of Hobbits, but also in the opinion of really anything non-elven that has ever sat at an elvish feast-table, although they’re generally better about food that they serve to guests because they specifically cook stuff to impress then, which makes it a lot more likely that whomever is doing the apple-tart will go “oh hey these apples are all squishy, let’s get some new ones” than they do when they’re just cooking for themselves) without caring.

Headcanon that this is also because ever since the Two Trees fell, everything in the world has tasted a little bit of death and ashes anyway so how can they be expected to notice if that apple has a bit of brown on it, when everything already tastes like the bitterness of fading to their tongue? Everything except the absolute freshest, newest, ripest fruits of a new spring, anyway. So the first harvest-fest of the year is a big deal to elves, and it’s not entirely because they just really like it when the flowers come back. It’s also the only time they can eat anything without tasting the ashes of Morgoth’s treachery against their lips and it’s not something they really talk about or even consciously notice….

But they do.

Doesn’t stop the Hobbits complaining, of course.

Here comes the boy~

Hello dear

There he is~

He is here~

Espio is so cute in this outfit!