enigmaticbastard - anemone apologist😍
anemone apologist😍

90% of my posts are about the seawing royal family and i'm not even sorry about it

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Winter: *Walking In To A Room* Sorry Im Late... I Was... Doing Things.*Sounds Of Running Footsteps Progressively

Winter: *Walking in to a room* Sorry I’m late... I was... doing things. *Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder* Peril: *Out of breath* THEY PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKIN’ STAIRS.

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4 years ago

Someone: How many kids do you have? Kestrel: Biologically, emotionally, or legally?

4 years ago

Glory: This is such a bad idea. Tsunami: Then why are you coming along? Glory: One of us need to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.

4 years ago

Darkstalker: i went through an entire character arc during quarantine Darkstalker: i became more evil if you’re curious Fathom: We're still in quarantine, don't worry, there's time for a redemption arc still! Darkstalker: i’m going to get worse on purpose

4 years ago

Qibli, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him Moon: You did WHAT– Winter: William Snakespeare


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4 years ago

Sunny: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated. Glory: Killed without hesitation. Sunny: No.


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