
90% of my posts are about the seawing royal family and i'm not even sorry about it
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Glory: This Is Such A Bad Idea.Tsunami: Then Why Are You Coming Along?Glory: One Of Us Need To Be Able
Glory: This is such a bad idea. Tsunami: Then why are you coming along? Glory: One of us need to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.
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Clay: Why isn’t the statue smirking at me? Tsunami: It isn’t smirking at anyone, they’re all just imagining it. Clay: Three of us saw it, Tsunami. How do you explain that? Tsunami: *points at Glory* Sleep deprivation. *points at Starflight* Paranoia. *points at Sunny* Delusional personality disorder.
Darkstalker: If I die, my funeral is going to be the biggest party ever and you’re all invited Clearsight: If? Fathom: Great, the only party I’ve ever been invited to and he might not even die.
Anemone: Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve. Turtle: I think you mean cards. Anemone, pulling knives out of her sleeves: No, I do not.
No child that went through a dragon phase is straight
Winter: I’m going to take you out Qibli: great, it’s a date! Winter: I meant that as a threat. Qibli: See you at five!