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Side note: Kinkajou is a poltergeist, Glory is a mischievous vengeful spirit, and Moon is a sad 1800s murder victim drifting through the halls of an ancient building and lamenting her lost years
Wings of Fire as random screenshots in my phone part 4
Qibli and Winter
Kinkajou
Sundew
Turtle
Sunny (trying desperately not to swear in front of her students)
Moon
Fathom
Tsunami
Glory
Sunny: Clay can be a bit... immature sometimes
Glory: remember when he found out you can drink two caprisuns at the same time?
Clay, holding 3 caprisuns: guys, you're not gonna believe this
Clay: is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing
Glory: no it's called highjacking
Tsunami: guys no it's weedwhacking
Starflight: no it's called disappointing your mother
Tsunami: you trashed my ship! I need you to pay me back.
Glory: *visibly carrying a pile of treasure* sorry but I'm a little short on cash.
Wings of Fire as @animatedtext
Qibli
Turtle talking about his brothers
Me @ Winter
Darkstalker
Tsunami
Glory
Swordtail
Clearsight
Sunny, running: quick, Tsunami, we need to get out of here. Glory is on her way.
Tsunami: why should we run? I'm not scared of Glory.
Clay: Glory is hangry.
Tsunami: *starts running*
Glory: if you have any questions just let me know.
Qibli: I have a question!
Glory: thanks for letting me know. *walks away*
Wings of Fire characters as things my friends have said:
Clay: “If you’re gonna judge my oatmeal, don’t touch my oatmeal.”
Sunny: “The only single-finger salute you’re giving here at school is a thumbs up.”
Tsunami: “My dudebro, my squadfam, my homeslice. No.”
Glory: “La Croix? More like La Crap.”
Starflight: “No! Stop banging your head against the wall you don’t have any brain cells to spare!”
Riptide: “Oh my god look it’s who cares” *gestures at nothing*
Blister: “As you can tell, I am intellect one million.”
Blaze: “What would you do with a million dollars- That's not enough.”
Burn: “There is no Disney movie that can’t be solved with a tank.”
Morrowseer: “I mean who created this stupid nature anyway?”
Scarlet: “Well, you see, I interpreted your idea differently. I interpreted it to be the way that I wanted to hear.”
Moon: “I’m gonna shove this entire pencil down my throat and then cry.”
Turtle: “Ah! I’m allergic to fine motor skills.”
Winter: “I mean, how much more beautiful can I get?”
Qibli: “NOSOTROS!! I don’t know what that means but it sounds like a cry of distress.”
Peril: “We have Google Pixel, Google Docs, Google Sheets… but where’s my Google Gun?”
Sora: “Sleep is just an 8 hour preview of death.”
Kinkajou: “I like have like the memory of, like, an almond so like it’s fine.”
Anemone: “I’m so cute I could get away with anything.”
Fatespeaker: “You just got grilled on a grill like steak. Sizzle!”
Darkstalker: “You’re right about me making a terrible father. I’d probably try to refund the baby.”
Clearsight: “Did you bring anything with you besides disease today?!”
Blue: “No problem, no problem, well, there is a problem, but no problem.”
Cricket: “Ok, I guess we can splurge and spend $0.50.”
Swordtail: “I wonder what the nutritional value of flex seal is?”
Sundew: “Just because I’m not a good person doesn’t mean... I’m a... bad... person?"
Bumblebee: “Wait a minute. Were ancient limos just reeeeally long horses?”
Willow: “Wife: that's something you do…”
Heath: “I will not stand for this treason. I may sit or kneel, but not stand.”
Stone: “You know what, I’m gonna inject myself with glow stick juice, turn the lights off, hang myself from the ceiling fan, and play all the Minecraft soundtracks at once.”
Rose: “My wig is sister snatched. I am sister shook. Hotel? Trivago.”
Wren: “Every time you open your mouth, my faith in humanity drops.”
Leaf: “My backpack is basically my emotional support animal.”
Glory: I think the words you're searching for are 'I surrender.'
Tsunami: the words I'm searching for I can't say because Sunny is present.
I feel like I posted this already but here
Kinkajou: life is so meaningless, why am I alive?
Tsunami: what happened?
Glory: we didn't stop at mcdonald's
Clay: that’s one of my biggest fears. like, if I ever woke up as a donut...
Glory: you would eat yourself?
Clay: wouldn’t even question it!
Asking WoF characters what they would do if they walked in on you changing
Deathbringer: Glory ily
Glory: ilyt 😊😊❤️❤️
Deathbringer: omg really??
Glory: no
WoF characters as text posts
