I Want To Make Caveman Parodies A Regular Thing

I want to make caveman parodies a regular thing

for a hypothetical alternative apollo justice sequel taking place after aa4. are there any individual elements from dd and soj that you would pick and choose to keep?

phoenix helping edgeworth with cases overseas during the 7yg is something that comes up in dual destinies and i think that's really the only scrap i'd want to take from dd.

from soj... hmm. i have no idea if this is a controversial opinion or not but i actually really liked the divination seance as a gameplay mechanic. i would preserve that. i think it'd be fun to have it be something pearl or maya could do in court for you now that they're more experienced mediums.

that's really about it.

Tim: Ugh I have to ice my stupid wrist, I sprained it the other day

Kon, tenderly taking Tim's hand in his own and blowing a gentle stream of his cold breath over the swollen joint: Better?

Tim, fighting back the intensely gay thoughts: Mhm!

lesbian experience

After seeing the passion with which people defended the Jessie x Delia aka hanamusa ship, I am genuinely curious as to why people like it. I had my problem with it because I thought Jessie was underage, but I was vehemently corrected (thanks for the citations!). My second problem was the bad guy with a good guy dynamic. That one's a bit harder of a nut to crack. But people really, really seem to love this ship. It sparks my curiosity. It compels me.

So let's make it a fun challenge. This is not sarcasm or teasing. This is science.

Why do you like Jessie x Delia or Hanamusa? Why do you love it? Why does it work for you? Tell me! I want to know! In the name of science, I wish to know the secret behind the Jessie x Delia or Hanamusa ship!

@yamujiburo thoughts?

Reach me! Make me your brother!