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it's B and this is my blog for kink things! remade from @eproctoanderucto, I am 20. 18+ interaction only. he/him

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Hi All, I'm Moving From @eproctoanderucto To Here Because I Want To Have My Kink Stuff As A Main Blog

hi all, I'm moving from @eproctoanderucto to here because I want to have my kink stuff as a main blog and not just a side blog so I can reply and follow from it.

I'll be moving all my content from there to here! pls follow this new blog if you followed my old one :)

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1 year ago

THE BOSSES GASSY PUNISHMENT-

THE BOSSES GASSY PUNISHMENT-

He entered the room, locking it. You were just sitting down, as he sat at his desk facing you, his ass spreading in the smart trousers.

"You know why I called you in here?" He said as he sneakly got his hand to his fly of his trousers. "You need to know, you need to stop being an imbocile to the other men at the office" He started to slowly unzip his trousers, you, oblivious of what's coming.

The boss then finished unzipping as he stared at you. He then stood up, and eased his trousers down to his knees, his ass, was huge.

"Thank god, finally."

He screwed up his face and pushed. Ppppppprrrrtttttt. A huge fart rolled out of his boxer shorts.

PPPPPPPRRRRTTTTTT! PPRTttt!

They came on coming life a typhoon as he slowly turned around shaking his butt and pushing out eggy farts, as your bosses ass was slowly nearing where you were sitting.

He ended with a loud PARP!!!! In your face. Rotten eggs and broccoli were smelt fast in your nostrils. He turned his head, a sly smile appearing on his face.

"Oh, how I loved that!" As he walked backwards edging his ass to your face. "There's a lot more where that came from....speaking of which-" he got his hand, grasped his ass cheek, pulled it to one side "Here it comes!" and PPPPRrrrttttttTTT! Another one of his farts leaked out onto your face.

His ass was now in your face. His boxers had a sweat patch appearing in the middle as he turned, you took a breath, happy.

He stared down. "You know now, that you should never mess with the men in this office block or-" he cocked up his leg and a little gas came flooding out. He points down at his huge pulsating ass "This will happen again, and we'll, there's a lot more ways to make you smell every little morsel of gas it pours out."

He then thinks for a minute.

He slowly walks over, pulling up his trousers and zipping them up.

He makes you lie down. " There's nowhere else to go except in here, with me" He slowly spreads his legs as you look up. And says " let's give you a little taster for what I mean by different ways."

He dropped fast blocking every clean smell except shit and gas and sweat.

"Breathe this in, I've got a little bit of work to do, so I hope-"

pPPRRRTtttttttttttttttttttt!!!!!! A huge landed on your face, making you slowly faint.

He shakes his ass, as he slowly unsid his trousers and boxers and saying "well he won't mind if do this, now will here!" As he unleashed another typhoon of unstoppable gas into your open limp mouth. He grunts as he releases all of it ontop of you.


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1 year ago

I want a bro to use me as an ass pillow while they do something lax, like playing video games or reading a book or something

letting all their farts purr and bubble out onto my face, stuck in their cheeks, faintly hearing their soft moans and sighs of relief, feeling one of their hands push my head in deeper before they let rip

all warm n sweaty n disgusting like 🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴

(probably wouldn't mind if they started to do something else too tho, like 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫)


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1 year ago

Gassy Hog 🐷💨

You were the perfect piggy for a fart freak like me. Your sensitive stomach was vulnerable to grease and your lactose intolerance pretty much guaranteed that any fattening treat I stuffed into you would result in a churning gut bubbling with gas. The smell was always rancid and they were long bassy bubbling braps, my favorites. Realizing your natural gift of a gassy ass I began to craft a perfect menu to keep you as bloated as possible 24/7 to make myself a perfect slobby hog constantly letting out streams of fetid gas.

Breakfast is lots of scrambled eggs loaded with cheese, and a greasy hash loaded with bacon, sausage, and spam. The grease and dairy alone was trouble for your gut, but the gainer shake I made you every morning to pack on an extra 3k calories to the meal was spiked with inulin, your first dose of the day, to guarantee raunchy farts.

Lunch for you dear piggy is usually a cheesy, creamy pasta of some sorts, and another inulin shake. And of course I’m making sure you’re snacking tons throughout the day on trail mix with tons of candy mixed in, and processed fatty meats and cheeses. It was adorable how the trail mix snack allowed you to be a little bit more delusional about your gain. A “healthy” snack you ate at least a pound of a day. The nuts were rich in fats that made you fart, and so were the meats and cheeses.

Dinner was much the same as breakfast and lunch. Whatever you wanted (usually fast food) was provided to you, in large amounts. When you got too stoned and tired to keep eating yourself, I hand fed you, lovingly shoving large bites into your mouth, making sure my piggy consumed every calorie I had planned for them to keep growing at the rate I want.

Your last inulin laced shake of the day was your heaviest. We always do it late at night to give all the calories the best chance of turning into fat. It was a gainer shake heavy on the ice cream and heavy cream, blended with peanut butter and gaining powder, and a hefty inulin dose once again. For those sexy night farts to vibrate my crotch when you cuddle up against me, gas pig.

All the eating has dumbed you down piggy, and at first you don’t even notice the excessive gas. You’d assumed it would get worse due to the diet you readily embraced and your rapidly growing belly. When I told you about my fart kink you thought the extra gas was a good thing, and had 0 idea in that stupid piggy brain of yours that the gas was an unusual amount I was urging on.

You’re such a good, gassy hog for me. Always lifting up your fat thighs to push out gas, or letting me know when big ones are coming so I can spread your massive ass cheeks and stick my face in there to get blasted. You constantly let out nasty, wet sounding farts when we’re in public, just like I told you to do. God it’s so hot when your slobby disgusting farts and massive obesity are realized by those around us and I get to wrap my arm around you and go “yes, the massive land whale that let out the minute long, loud, rancid fart currently stinking up this store is in fact mine.” While you smile proudly like the stupid indulgent fatass you are, happy that you made me happy.


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1 year ago

A Stinky Interior

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Before their date night, Josh was insistent that he and Camden wash his car. Camden was a bit weirded out that their first date involved manual labor, but he went along with it… why Josh didn’t wash it prior himself was a question for later. Josh was looking straight at Camden’s ass as it bent over to suds up the wheels. The moisture in the air was thick from all the water hoses in the surrounding area. Both men were building up a sweat, but Josh and Camden were building up something too.

“That’s a cute tush you got there, Babycakes.” Josh walked up to his date and pressed his crotch against Camden’s backside to generate some friction on his cock. Camden was seeing where this was going, and decided to use his secret weapon as revenge.

ffffsssshhhhhrrrrpppppph

A silent bomb blew from Camden’s ass as Josh felt a slightly warm feeling hit his crotch. The moisture in the air amplified the smell tenfold.

“God damn that stank!” Josh fanned his nose as Camden cracked up in laughter.

“Oh yeah? Not as smelly as THIS!” Camden aimed his ass into Josh’s direction as he gagged. This time the fart wasn’t silent.

BBBRRROOOOOOUUUUMMMPPPPH!

Camden sighed in relief as the smell was getting worse. Josh pulled Camden’s pants down and proceeded to soak Camden’s ass.

“I think I need to wash that butt hole of yours if it’s making that much of a stink.” Josh rubbed Camden’s ass as he sprayed water between his plump cheeks. Camden began to laugh.

“You’re making me soaked!” Camden slapped Josh’s chest as he noticed Josh’s expression was getting kind of glazed over; Josh was horny.

Camden let loose with another silent fart that the hose water mixed with and filled the area with a greater fart stink. If anything the water was only making Camden’s ass more lethal to surrounding patrons. Josh didn’t mind though. In fact, he leaned in for a kiss.

“Mmm… perhaps my tongue can take a shot at cleaning up that big stinky booty?” Josh moaned.

“I don’t know… it’s got a lot of work ahead of it.” Camden winked.

The two laughed upon realizing that Camden would be soaking Josh’s passenger seat when they got inside. Josh had an idea of letting Camden sit naked in the car as they drove back to his place. The date was far from over, but it definitely took a detour from what it was intended to be. BBBRRRROOOOOOOOMMPPPH!

The gas fluttered from Camden’s ass as he leaned his naked hole into Josh’s direction. Josh kept the windows up, and the heat turned up to full blast as he kept one hand on the wheel, and the other on his body’s own built in stick shift. My stories really stink, but in a good way. ;-) Find more at my Onlyfans: Over 160 stories to fap to featuring farts, burps, feet, vore, macro, and more! Plus four new PPV options and growing. New content posted every even numbered day at 9pm EST. https://onlyfans.com/jettroguewrites


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1 year ago

Can you imagine getting yourself really bloated and gassy in front of someone and then farting all over their stuff?? That would be amazing.

I’ve always wanted to just eat greasy food in front of someone until I’m full and rub my grumbling stomach in front of them; before pumping farts into their pillow, stuffies, clothes, etc.

Ooh, and then making sure to sit on their lap and chest, letting out vile farts directly on the clothes they’re wearing as well…

When I’m done, I want their entire room/house/apartment to reek of my gas.


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