
it's B and this is my blog for kink things! remade from @eproctoanderucto, I am 20. 18+ interaction only. he/him
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Heyy, Here (this Is The Same Gal From Like The Billion Other Asks)! Omg I Remembered A Little Gassy Incident
Heyy, đš here (this is the same gal from like the billion other asks)! Omg I remembered a little gassy incident I had a while ago that is even turning me on thinking about it and I thought Iâd share, judging by how much you seem to love me talking about my farts and my love for them.
Anyways, so I went with some friends to the movies a while ago, and we got pizza before it as well as ice cream (I donât know if you remember but Iâm very lactose intolerant, but I drink/eat it anyways because I love how gassy it makes me and the farts that come with it âșïž) anyways, so weâre walking to the movie theaters after our meal and my stomach is already bubbling like crazy. And my god was I turned on, I did hide it tho.
So while weâre walking I let out a few and holy shit were these good. They were super wet and bubbly and almost sounded like they were boiling, and felt really warm and kinda spicy. Anyways, no one noticed luckily most likely because of the skin tight jeans I was wearing that hugged my ass and kinda muted the sound. So we get to the theater and I feel a brigade of farts pushing up against my asshole, and now Iâm kinda worried because judging from how sour and eggy those last farts were, I knew it was only gonna get worse. So I hold it in and the second we get into the movie theater (which was packed) and get to our seats, Iâm already squirming in my seat trying to hold this gas in. I was only able to hold it for about 5 minutes before I ripped this absolute MONSTER of a fart. And at the time I was embarrassed but thinking about it from what I remember turned me the fuck on. It was super bassy, very wet to the point where it sounded like it was literally just liquid shit that was boiling, and my god was it loud. The second this thing finishes and I look around, people are staring and I wanted to DIE. I could hear people around me gagging, and my friends laughing their asses off, while I, am sitting, turned on and embarrassed. So I run to the bathroom and when I pulled down my pants and sat down it was really bad diarrhea. Like BAD. And when I looked at the damage in my panties, it was super messy in there and I had a small wet stain on my jeans. And once I finished, I sniffed my underwear, satisfied my fetish, and went back to watch the movie. I did fart like 7 other times and had to go to the bathroom at lease 2 times after that, but my god was that fucking amazing. Anyways, as always have an amazing day, and I have WAY more fart stories if you want them. đ€
also, your last ask response to the other anon talking about farting in public had me horny as hell girl. Love ya!
my gosh thatâs soooooo hot. I totally wouldâve comforted you, rubbed your belly to have helped you push it out. Then follow you to the bathroom đ€
I love the bassy ones like theyâre so hotttttt. I can just imagine the looks and stares you got from that monster of a fart. Thatâs so hot. Iâm curious did anyone notice the wet stain in your jeans? How big was it?
Anyway youâre so hot and totally my tumblr crush
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thinking about a person being so gassy that their ass leaks farts like a faucet. any time they arenât clenching their asshole, these hot burning silent farts are slowly hissing out of them. & theyâre almost inaudible, but they smell like spicy death. like theyâd burn the hair in yr nostrils if you got too close. the poor person trying to discreetly rub their belly to soothe the cramps, knowing that holding them in only makes it worse. but if they let loose, everyone would not only smell but also hear their raunchy emissions from across the room. they try to sit still, maybe doing whatever little things they can to avoid losing control. wiggling from side to side, pressing their ass into their seat, sticking their hand between their legs & pressing against their hole. eventually they have to move, maybe they drop something or stumble a little as they stand & their body lurches forward. they grip their tummy out of reflex & groan uncontrollably as a disgustingly bubbly fart rips through them & blasts whatever unfortunate souls are within a 6 foot radius.
scat below the cut :)
the first blast is only a premonition of whatâs to come. as the pent up methane leaves their belly, it starts to churn up more than just gas. they desperately clench again & apologize profusely to those around them as they sprint to find a bathroom. each step is agonizing, & also releases pops of rancid gas as they get closer & closer to completely losing control. when they finally reach the restroom, their jaw drops at the hastily scrawled âout of orderâ sign. as if in defiance, their tummy growled as they felt a large mass make its way down towards the exit. they knew they werenât gonna last much longer. their eyes watered as they frantically search their surroundings for something, anything, that may spare their underwear from destruction (if itâs not already marked with more than just sweat). what they might choose in their desperate mindsetâŠ. who knows. their embarrassment canât get any worse, right? maybe they break into the broken bathroom & fill the non-operating toilet to the brim. maybe the door is locked & they drop their pants right in front of it & leave a steaming gift in front of the inconvenient sign. maybe thereâs an (also out of order) drinking fountain thatâs the perfect height to bend over & let loose into. maybe they spot a potted plant & give it a little extra fertilizing. so many possibilities :)
So imagine a character who is super gassy to the point where they don't bother holding it in and just let loose cause they've put up with it for so long.
This of course causes problems with work cause everyone finds it super distracting, so after a series of complaints the boss moves them to the other side of the office where they're a bit more isolated to allow the others to work better.
The charcter of course loves this and seeing as their co workers take every measure to come to their cubicle as little as often, most days go by without anyone coming to see them and so they see absolutely no reason to hold back now, where some nights they'll eat some extra greasy/spicy food to make them bloated and even more gassy for the next day where they'll just happily rip fart after fart in their little area and stink out the whole office.
One particular day they've taken a few minutes off of work to push out some particularly long echoing farts when they suddenly feel something other than gas press against thier hole.
Their location means they've been put furthest from the bathroom for whatever reason, so they quickly get up cause they don't think they'll last much longer.
However, when they stand a long bellowing fart is forced out of them, causing them to lean forward on their desk for support as they grunt and moan a little until they're done, only they can barely get out a small sigh of relief before another one is tearing through them,happily pushing it out to get some relief from their bloated gut, forgetting why they even stood up until the fart ends rather wetly and definitely left more than gas in their pants.
Before they can make a move though a series of small wet farts has them letting out a strained groan and suddenly they're filling their pants with their shit.
No matter how hard they try to stop thenselves it just keeps coming out so they surrender themselves to the inevitable and bend down over their desk and let out a small moan until it's over.
They hope then to make a quick run to the bathroom because they're definitely not done, but another wet fart has a second log of shit quickly joining the first and as before they cant stop it, so give up entirely and just start pushing, filling their pants with a couple more logs of shit, punctuated with long wet farts, until they're finally done, surprised the sheer amount of it is even contained in their pants still.
The smell is rancid and there's no way they can face their colleagues now, even if they heard and could smell what has happened, so they resign themselves to carefully sitting back in their chair to wait until everyone's collective lunch break to clean themselves up, still blasting out a few farts over the next few hours and pushing out a couple more small logs into their pants, swearing off of eating anything bad for them for the next month.
heyy!! This is đš!! (Anon reveal đ) I was gone because I got logged out or my tumblr and forgot the password so here we are on an alt, but this is the gal from the asks!!
Omg so I was in the store the other day after the gym (I was wearing Nike pros which make my already nice ass look so fucking juicy) and I was sipping on a Starbucks coffee (this was the catalyst of the situation) and my stomach started bubbling like crazy (I was SO turned on omg đ„”) and so I made sure I was alone in the isle before ripping the bubbliest, wet, gulpy, and loud fart (holy fuck was this fart amazing. The way the wet gas was struggling to pop out of the tight legging shorts was turning me on like a mofo and the smell was SO eggy and putrid holy shit. Honestly I could write a whole paragraph about this fart but I wonât for my sanity) and I was blushing like crazy. One from embarrassment because I could hear people talking about my fart and two because I was REALLY wet. So I kept walking when a couple walked behind me and was gagging from the smell and I felt so bad but at the same time more proud about how insane that fart was. Anyways so I get to the check out isle, get my stuff, and walk to my car. The second I get to my car I feel a HUGE fart and push and omg was this fart sloppy and wet omg. It immediately shot to the front and I could feel the juices bubbling and popping against the seat and my god was this one amazing (way better than the one in the store). So I continue to drive home and my stomach starts REALLY acting up, so horny me pushes and I shat my pants. (This car has never smelt better omg.) Anyways, as usual, have a great evening and love ya girl! đ
omg hiii! I missed you đ€đ
thatâs so so sooooooooo hot. I canât believe how strong your gas is. Thatâs so hot. Like the way they mustâve been so disgusted by it. I wouldâve been soooo proud of you. Rubbing your belly and kissing ya đ« thatâs so hot. I also LOVE when the farts shoot to the front literally that turns me on like no other. And the fact that you shat your pants? Ugh so hot. I wouldâve been touching myself the whole time 𫣠youâre literally so hot
I made food today that was super heavy on spice and beans and I just know it wouldâve killed your stomach if i wouldâve let you wash it down with some milk đ€ now that would be sooooo hot
I am desperately trying to stay focused at work but my mind keeps fantasizing about eating someone out and I try to come up for air but they just grab the back of my head and push me back down.
"You don't need more air, I got some for you down where you belong" they say to me as they rip a bubbly fart with my face so close to their ass. They groan with relief as the smell hits me and I start to choke on the rotten egg stink.
"Oh there's plenty more where that came from and you're gonna be down there all night, darling." I hear above me as they use their grip on my hair to direct me and my tongue like their toy. I am open and dripping at the thought of taking all their gas and making them feel good for as long as they want.