An Open Letter To All RWBY AMV Creators

An open letter to all RWBY AMV creators

*ahem* Have you heard a Misterwives song? Like, ever?

The first tine i saw this episode, I thought "Man, his ponytail is strong"

M'gann=Mulan Connor=Yao Wally=Chien-Po Dick=Ling Artemis=Mushu(?) Kaldur=???

Consider: The Season 1 team making a training playlist

The Team is tired of training in silence 

I mean constant grunting and heavy breathing must get weird, even for superheroes???

So Black Canary says sure, they can definitely pick some music

They each agree to choose one song to add to a playlist

M’gann chooses some happy, upbeat, pedantic tune, not entirely unlike her bumblebee squad cheers

Conner’s choice is five minutes of static

The rest of them wonder why they expected anything else

Kaldur chooses whale noises

“Kaldur what”

“Wally, the cries of the humpback whale are quite popular in Atlantis. Many great dj’s got their start by remixing the mating calls of nubile young-”

“You know what, nevermind”

Artemis picks a screamo song

Nobody can understand the words

They’re all too scared to ask

Wally goes with a classic - Eye of the Tiger

“Nice, man”

“Thanks, Rob”

But Robin

oh god

Wally’s eyes widen in horror as the drums begin to play

“You dIDN’T”

“He didn’t what, Wally?”

by the time the strings come in it’s too late 

Robin is wearing the biggest shit-eating grin as the voice of Danny Osmond blasts from the speakers

LET’S 

GET DOWN 

TO BUSINESS

Wally screams

They all scream

Kinky

ALL IN FAVOR OF AN ADVENTURES OF AVATAR WAN SPIN OFF RAISE YOU’RE HAND